#8653 ⇧ (+0/-1) ⇩
* SandCat (sandcat@hide-FC7F8C16.wi.res.rr.com) has joined #xkcd
* Rena cums in Bucket.
<Rena> Bucket, cums in Bucket <reply>Already?
<Bucket> Okay, Rena.
* SandCat immediately realizes why he never comes here.
* SandCat (sandcat@hide-FC7F8C16.wi.res.rr.com) has left #xkcd
#8652 ⇧ (+34/-0) ⇩
<~relsqui> oh oh oh
<~relsqui> I got to use my QR code reader
<~relsqui> there's a paper taped to the window in the front of my school's library, with a code on it!
<~relsqui> and I was like OH HEY I GOT THIS
<~relsqui> pulled out antiphone, scanned code
<~relsqui> it's a text code, not a URL
<~relsqui> it says:
<~relsqui> "Please silence your cell phone."
<~relsqui> well. fucking. played.
#8651 ⇧ (+2/-0) ⇩
<syntax> Trolling is not a art, it is an science.
<arthurdent> Troll science, however, is an art
<syntax> No, just a bunch of stick figures.
<syntax> You can't call stick figures art.
<arthurdent> syntax: It's minimalist drawings of people
<Durka> Syntax, remember you're in the irc channel for a webcomic comprised nearly entirely of stick figures
* syntax was hoping someone would call him out for- Thank you Durka.
#8650 ⇧ (+2/-0) ⇩
<+Antior> I, for one, welcome our new kitten overlords.
-moderator:#xkcd-signal- Antior, you have been muted for 4 seconds.
<+Antior> dammit, that was THAT unoriginal?
<+Palomides> both the concept and the exact word chosen was unoriginal, you would lose double points if I were moderator :|
#8648 ⇧ (+3/-0) ⇩
<Durka> bucket, give someone a present
* Bucket gives ModestMouse live grenade.
* ModestMouse hot potatos the grenade to Durka
<Durka> fuck fuck fuck
* Durka throws it downfield
<Durka> GO LONG
* asarkar catches
* asarkar gives Bucket a live grenade
<Bucket> Okay, asarkar.
* ModestMouse gives bucket the key to his heart
<Bucket> Okay, ModestMouse.
<Durka> why did you do that? he gave you a fucking grenade
<asarkar> Maybe ModestMouse is into that kind of thing
<ModestMouse> asarkar: You wouldn't be far off.
#8646 ⇧ (+9/-0) ⇩
<relsqui> Bubonicfred: tell zigdon about it? I know he was interested in a tab complete script
<snark> if I knew your client did s/// replaces on your scrollback, provided it could be triggered remotely, there would be problems
<relsqui> s/e/OMGPANDAS/
<Neoinr> BubonicfrOMGPANDASd: tOMGPANDASll zigdon about it? I know hOMGPANDAS was intOMGPANDASrOMGPANDASstOMGPANDASd in a tab complOMGPANDAStOMGPANDAS script
<relsqui> XD
* relsqui cracks up way too much
<relsqui> (later, zigdon, reading his highlight log: "what ... the ... fuck?")
* You are now known as NOMGPANDASoinr
<relsqui> I have started the best thing.
<NOMGPANDASoinr> rOMGPANDASlsqui
* Bubonicfred is now known as BubonicfrOMGPANDASd
* Eule is now known as OMGPANDASulOMGPANDAS
* OMGPANDASulOMGPANDAS hoots
* NOMGPANDASoinr hollers
* relsqui has changed the topic to: s/e/OMGPANDAS/g | It's dOMGPANDASfOMGPANDASnd Bill Nye hour in #xkcd.
<NOMGPANDASoinr> NonOMGPANDASthOMGPANDASlOMGPANDASss.
<BubonicfrOMGPANDASd> whats /g?
<snark> global
<NOMGPANDASoinr> I'll put this in terms you can understand
<NOMGPANDASoinr> "Replace ALL the e's"
<snark> a way of approaching this is to simply not say that glyph
<snark> it is difficult, but not insurmountablOMGPANDAS
* relsqui falls over
<BubonicfrOMGPANDASd> bill nyOMGPANDAS thOMGPANDAS sciOMGPANDASncOMGPANDAS guy
#8645 ⇧ (+6/-0) ⇩
< StoneWork> Why is bucket so obsessed with wombats?
<@snark> wouldn't you be?
<@Shrdlu> StoneWork: Why aren't you?
< Science> StoneWork, why aren't you?
#8643 ⇧ (+14/-0) ⇩
<@khmer> attn: extremely large jellyfish
http://theweekmagazine.tumblr.com/post/4807920279/the-lions-mane-jellyfish-is-the-largest-jellyfish
<@Shrdlu> To: Dept. of Terrifying Aquatic Life (Attn. Extremely Large Jellyfish)
<@Shrdlu> Dear sir,
<@Shrdlu> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<@Shrdlu> I beg to remain, etc. etc. very far away.
#8642 ⇧ (+9/-0) ⇩
<@Shrdlu> MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
<@Shrdlu> RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WISH SOMEONE WOULD COME OVER AND SAY HI
<@Shrdlu> OKAY, EVERYONE WITH YOUR HANDS UP, MEET BY THAT TREE
#8641 ⇧ (+4/-1) ⇩
<+Snowyowl> makes sense. Is there a thumbs-up emoticon I can use to indicate my approval?
<+Palomides> expressions of agreement are somewhat discouraged in here :P
<+Snowyowl> In that case, I hate you and everything you stand for.
#8640 ⇧ (+3/-0) ⇩
<@zigdon> was going to ask, but then burst into song instead
#8639 ⇧ (+11/-1) ⇩
< Bugle> It must be so hard for Phif in this channel.
<%relsqui> why?
< Bugle> Being the token hetero, non-genderqueer individual =P
< Ultros> HEY PHIF, WE'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT PRONOUNS AND HOW MUCH THEY SUCK FOR THE NEXT FIVE MONTHS, TOO, IS THAT OKAY
< Ultros> ALSO I'M USING CAPSLOCK BECAUSE MY KEYBOARD IS UNSURE WHERE IT STANDS ON THE LOWERCASE-UPPERCASE SPECTRUM AND I'M BEING SUPPORTIVE BY ENCOURAGING IT TO EXPERIMENT
#8638 ⇧ (+5/-1) ⇩
* aliaras reads relsqui notes
* relsqui notes aliaras reading
* Shrdlu notes reading "relsqui notes aliaras reading"
* relsqui reads shrdlu noting shrdlu noting reading relsqui noting aliaras reading
* aliaras throws up her hands and runs around
#8637 ⇧ (+6/-0) ⇩
<snark> the whole concept of putting food inside bread and then eating it is genius
<snark> in all its forms
#8636 ⇧ (+7/-0) ⇩
<@Aaeriele> ok, this is just silly. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists
<@Shrdlu> Haha, and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_lists_of_lists has been deleted three times.
#8632 ⇧ (+0/-0) ⇩
<@Glench> hey so brass instruments are kind of loud, eh?
< Dritz> Glench: tuba?
<@Glench> tuba
* Dritz nods sagely.
#8631 ⇧ (+1/-0) ⇩
< fearless> help me fix it and i will send boob pics
< fearless> but help me fix it *first*
< richo> fearless: one boob in advance
< richo> balance on delivery
#8629 ⇧ (+8/-0) ⇩
<@Stereo> that's how construction tends to go... you buy 30 feet of 2m sheeting
<@Stereo> or, in canada, 10m of 6 ft. sheeting
#8628 ⇧ (+13/-0) ⇩
< Spork> So there's an acne treatment commercial on TV and Katy Perry is their spokesperson. She was talking about how she used to have acne next to her mouth, which is where everybody is looking during her concerts because her microphone is right there.
< Spork> And then they showed her in a bikini on stage
< LinWin> Spork: Did her mouth look good and acne-free?
< Spork> LinWin: I couldn't tell, I wasn't looking there
#8622 ⇧ (+4/-2) ⇩
<Neoinr2> syntax: It's never lupus
<Bucket> ... except when it is.
<syntax> Neoinr2: It's ALWAYS lupus!
<Bucket> it's never lupus!
<syntax> ...
<Bucket> [chirp, chirp]
#8618 ⇧ (+6/-0) ⇩
<Neoinr> khmersnack
* Bucket holds khmer's mouth open with a carjack, gets out the grease, and slides down IceKarma nice and smooth
<@khmer> uh
<Palomides> wat
<Neoinr> Bucket: Literal khmersnack
<Bucket> khmersnack <action> stuffs bulgogi down khmer's throat|<action> forces Randall down khmer's esophagus|<action> forces creature down khmer's throat and into his lungs|<action> forces Glench into khmer's stomach, pushing him down all the way 'til he hits the stomach|<action> pushes shoofle down through khmer's digestive tract and into his long intestine|6 more
<Antior> 0_o
<Antior> who's been adding that stuff
<@khmer> i don't remember who made those
<@khmer> only the first one is good
<@khmer> i'd happily accept the first one
#8617 ⇧ (+3/-0) ⇩
<~relsqui> wake up, little yeasts! yes, good morning! it is snack time.
#8615 ⇧ (+20/-0) ⇩
< snark> straws are like daleks. After a certain point, you can call all of them the last one.
< snark> But it ceases to mean anything and becomes pretty ridiculous
<@Shrdlu> YOUR MET-A-PHOR IS INVALID
<@Shrdlu> A SINGLE DALEK COULD BREAK A CAMEL'S BACK
#8612 ⇧ (+4/-1) ⇩
[foonetic] -Global(Global@services.foonetic.net)- [Network Notice] dyfrgi - You just lost the game.
#8611 ⇧ (+26/-0) ⇩
<jophish> Scientist - My findings are pointless when taken out of context.
<jophish> Media - Scientist claims "findings are pointless"
#8609 ⇧ (+26/-0) ⇩
<snark> I have a package
<snark> wanna see? ;D
<Shrdlu> sure
<Shrdlu> sudo apt-get install snark
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<Shrdlu> no, I said *snark*
<Shrdlu> dammit
#8603 ⇧ (+7/-0) ⇩
<khmer> man i'm trying to write a higgledy-piggledy about xkcd writing a lisp AI to call his grandmother
<khmer> foopity doopity
<khmer> lazy xkcd
<khmer> wrote an A.I. to phone
<khmer> grandma (she's ill)
<khmer> but with sentience and sapience, it
<khmer> retrorecursively
<khmer> wheedled her into his
<cerise> That doesn't work.
<khmer> cut of the will
<khmer> everyone's a critic
<cerise> xkcd doesn't really fit into that.
<khmer> well, you write one
<xkcd> they're also called double dactyls, khmer
<khmer> knob-robber
<cerise> Hmmm
<khmer> i know what they're called and i like higgledy-piggledy better
<khmer> more fun to type too
<khmer> yeah, that's what i thought
<Shrdlu> khmer:
<Shrdlu> Higgledy-piggledy
<Shrdlu> xkc "Randall" d
<Shrdlu> wrote a grandmotherphone,
<Shrdlu> called her therewith.
<Shrdlu> Though it was functional,
<Shrdlu> tres-parenthetically,
<Shrdlu> due to its language he
<Shrdlu> thounded like thith.
<cerise> bastich! You stole my device!
<cerise> 21:08 <@Shrdlu> xkc "Randall" d
<cerise> I had that line in the one I was writing!
<Shrdlu> I'm really not sure there's any good way to do that. Some men were born to be the subjects of double dactyls; other men were not.
<xkcd> Shrdlu: amazingly done
<cerise> I'll second that. At least 75% of my outrage was really admiration.
<khmer> i cede the throne
#8602 ⇧ (+3/-1) ⇩
<relsqui> tell me you're shocked
<relsqui> go on, tell me
<zigdon> I'm... no, I can't do it, I'm sorry.
<relsqui> bucket: zigdon is a pretty good straight man, considering
<Shrdlu> relsqui: How straight is he????
<relsqui> bucket, shrdlu is exactly as good a straight man as you'd expect, considering
#8599 ⇧ (+23/-0) ⇩
<Simba> The room under my bed goes to an alternate dimension. The logs left behind by other explorers indicate it has been searched through for at least seven hundred and thirty years, though I've never encountered any of them. It seems only one person can visit at once. Anyway, I still find new passages and rooms on a weekly basis.
<tankosaur> That's what happens when you follow the IKEA instructions properly.
#8598 ⇧ (+4/-0) ⇩
<Science> Isn't the only thing keeping the EU afloat right now Germany
<maxh> No, the only thing keeping the Euro afloat is denial.
<Science> So, germany
<Science> Yeah
#8596 ⇧ (+5/-0) ⇩
<richo> coolest science ever
<richo> stand a lit match up in the microwave
<Laura> what happens?
<richo> science!
#8593 ⇧ (+4/-0) ⇩
< hexium> Glench saying something other than 'tuba'?
< hexium> wtf is up with that
<@Lhyzz> Glench says all kinds of things! Put in another quarter and pull the string!
<@shoofle> Lhyzz: haha
<@Lhyzz> omg it's a Glench rap
<@Lhyzz> This clown says Glench only says tuba but he's more chill than the breeze in Aruba!
<@Glench> haha yeah okay please someone else say something anything
<@Lhyzz> I taught him to count, I taught him to sign, I even taught Glench how to bust mad rhymes.
<@Glench> wow look at that there is more
#8590 ⇧ (+8/-1) ⇩
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<@Revan343> Heh
<~scgtrp> ... i kicked you literally last month
#8585 ⇧ (+4/-2) ⇩
* fp-alcohols sends Parataxia more gold star stickers
* Parataxia sticks them on his own eyes
<@snark> ugh. Talk about eye candy.
<@Parataxia> last time i made that joke was using smarties
<@Parataxia> and i had sugar in my eye for like two days
#8584 ⇧ (+2/-2) ⇩
<+Wallsy> Hmm. I was just going to reorganise some TV shows, but there's less than 200GB free on the other drive, and I'm pretty sure they haven't stopped making TV...
#8583 ⇧ (+11/-0) ⇩
<%Chiba> so I did this quest that requires you to murder someone
<%Chiba> and the quest thing on the wiki says it doesn't get the guards after you
<%Chiba> so I leave the house to go turn the quest in
<%Chiba> and suddenly GUARDS EVERYWHERE
<%Chiba> and I start running D:
<%Chiba> I'm all 'curse you wiki you LIED'
<%Chiba> ...then I see a thief run past and all the guards go right past me after him
<%Chiba> and I'm like 'oh uh right YES AFTER HIM *skulks off into the shadows*'
#8582 ⇧ (+9/-0) ⇩
<&aliaras> OMG OMG OMG http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073557/Baby-seal-makes-comfy-sofa.html
-!- Irssi: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2073557/Baby-seal-makes-comfy-sofa.html = Baby seal makes himself comfy on a sofa | Mail Online
<&aliaras> nyawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
<~relsqui> oh god worst url
#8581 ⇧ (+25/-1) ⇩
<@Shrdlu> Hard drives: the sort of technology that, when explained properly, makes you go "hahaha okay seriously how does it REALLY work"
#8580 ⇧ (+6/-0) ⇩
<@Parataxia> i am marvelling at steam being the buggiest part of a saints row game
< fantasyprone> steam, the platform?
< fantasyprone> or steam, the heated-water sort
<@Parataxia> the platform
< fantasyprone> right
< fantasyprone> I just thought they had shitty particle effects
< fantasyprone> and perhaps a steampunk-inspired aesthetic
#8579 ⇧ (+24/-0) ⇩
<sheepbat> dammit
* Bucket takes a quarter from sheepbat and places it in the swear jar.
* InitHello takes a quarter from the swear jar and puts it in the theft jar
#8577 ⇧ (+9/-1) ⇩
<etta> would it be considered bad form to bake a cake in the shape of horse's head, and leave it on someone's chair?
<asarkar> etta: I think it's a waste to leave cake where someone might sit on it before eating it
<partdavid> surely you need to put it in their bed, or your reference is no good, right?
<etta> asarkar: alright, on their desk.
<mrkman> yea pretty sure needs to be in the bed
<asarkar> is missing the reference
<partdavid> makes asarkar a reference he can't refuse
#8575 ⇧ (+20/-0) ⇩
<Flibberdy> Eule: :D On a related note, last year a jar fell off the top of our fridge and hit our fuse box. It knocked out a 1000A fuse.. but nothing happened in our house
<Antior> Flibberdy: what does anyone need 1000 amps for? 0_o
<Eule> Flibberdy: ...what Antior said. 100 A maybe?
<Flibberdy> We were confused and then figured the fuse must not be live. I went to plug it back in and there was a rather impressive arc of electricity.. so I stopped that
<Bucket> LENS FLARE!
<Flibberdy> a few minutes later an electrician knocked at our door..
<Rena> haha
<Flibberdy> turns out that fuse controls the entire electrical supply of our next door neighbour's house
#8574 ⇧ (+13/-0) ⇩
<terran> I dislike trade too. Do you know Ireland generates like 8 times as much food produce as it would actually need to be self sustaining? But we trade all that away for shit like trains and graphics cards. I think Ireland should develop it's OWN graphics cards. Then the economic collapse can no longer occur
<Himerius> did someone get terran started on irish econmy?
<Frowardd> no he's just ranting
<terran> GRAPHICS CARDS
<PacifistDalek> I buy only free range, organic Graphics Cards
<PacifistDalek> It goes well with my Homeopathic DVD+Rs
<PacifistDalek> Sometimes I just shove bark in the CD drive. It's natural, it must be good for it.
#8571 ⇧ (+15/-0) ⇩
< Ultros> https://www.google.com/search?q=how+to+pomegranate I like how I can learn how to cook/eat things by using food names as verbs.
#8570 ⇧ (+3/-0) ⇩
<natjo> Randall: ever get that horse into the oncology department?
* Rena headtilt
<natjo> flyingferret: oncology
* Deadpool headtilt also
* WassPord blinks
<Bucket> Is anyone else turned on?
#8569 ⇧ (+14/-0) ⇩
[bemasher accidently pasted a very long sql script into the channel]
< asarkar> ops: help
< Ahrotahntee> OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
+|+ khmer has quit [Quit: bemasher ]
+|+ khmer has joined #xkcd
<@khmer> ahahahahahahaha
<@khmer> note to self: replace /quiet alias with something further away from /quit
#8568 ⇧ (+16/-0) ⇩
<stumpy> I'm thinking maybe legos
<DaMullet> that's like Minecraft
<DaMullet> close enough
<stumpy> yeah, but they're like minecraft larping
#8567 ⇧ (+2/-3) ⇩
»» barometz frowns: the store he just bought memory from apparently runs a weblog called Mancave
<Ranzear> omg
<Ranzear> OMFG
<Ranzear> You sons of bitches...
<Ranzear> I'm having a Charlton-Heston-on-the-beach moment.
<Ranzear> blog is short for web-log
<Ranzear> How.
<Ranzear> How does this happen?
<Ahrotahntee> so I have someone on ignore, or is Ranzear really sounding crazy?
<Ranzear> Extra super crazy.
<Erias> I can't tell if he's having an epiphany or a coronary...
<Ranzear> Erias: one causing the other.
<Erias> Ah, yes. Do continue.
<@IceKarma> which is leading, and which is lagging?
<Ranzear> IceKarma: It may have resulted in a fowl loop.
<@IceKarma> Ranzear, oh no, a loop of birds??
<Ranzear> Chicken, egg...
#8565 ⇧ (+5/-0) ⇩
<~relsqui> at the armory they had a vi cheat sheet mug, which was great; I wouldn't sit and stare at it, but every time I drank something out of it I'd learn like one new vi command
<@Shrdlu> Hee! Nice.
<~relsqui> yes.
<@Shrdlu> Was the bottom covered with tildes?
<~relsqui> no but it should've been
#8564 ⇧ (+6/-0) ⇩
* relsqui smooches Shrdlu
<Shrdlu> oh no you probably got lasagna in your mouth
<Shrdlu> that's okay it's delicious
<benley> wat
<Shrdlu> My mouth was full!
* benley finds himself wondering what "smooches" means to you people
<relsqui> kisses, but it sounds less serious than kisses
<benley> so it's like kisses, but with lasagna transfer.
<Shrdlu> A smooch is a subtle but extremely practical trick where you kiss somebody and lasagna appears in both your mouths.
<Shrdlu> If you're stranded on a desert island with somebody attractive, it can be real handy.
<Shrdlu> Or, I guess, stranded anywhere without a decent Italian restaurant.