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#10475 (+3/-0)
< bearachute> oh man i need to clean up my desktop
< nobody> which one?
< Bucket> The one that says Bad Motherfucker

#10474 (+2/-0)
<@relsqui> Bucket: literal[*] don't know
<+Bucket> relsqui: Here's the full list (92): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_don%27t%20know.txt
<@Shrdlu> 92 is less than I expected
<@Shrdlu> did we clean it out?
<@relsqui> I don't think so, lots of old stuff in there
<@relsqui> and I had the same reaction
<@relsqui> I think we add to it frequently but usually only a couple at a time
<@aliaras> also, it's protected, innit?
<@aliaras> so it doesn't get filled with too much garbage
<@Shrdlu> yeah, I just would have guessed that *we'd* added more
<@Shrdlu> most of it not garbage, but, well <_<
* Shrdlu gently shitposts
<@relsqui> Bucket: don't know <action> gently shitposts.

#10473 (+19/-0)
< Shona> I'm so confused as to what is happening rn
<@relsqui> Shona: frog/chicken interbreeding
<@relsqui> it's highly unethical really
<@Shrdlu> it's fricken unethical

#10472 (+17/-0)
<BytesAndCoffee> http://i.imgur.com/SoEIt7S.gif help, Android crashes on boot when running from an SD card

#10470 (+13/-0)
< betawaffle> that gives me an idea... i want some augmented reality glasses that solve every sudoku puzzle they see
< Kalium> betawaffle: how many sudokus do you look at per day
< betawaffle> none
< betawaffle> but i like to ruin them for other people

#10469 (+8/-0)
<ftr> XanT: yeah same deal here. It's not a great quality rink and it's rather small, but you can play hockey on it if you boojjiu jkuimkjim,ujiujjmkiu uuij8jjkiu8miuj8jmkiu8 uiuuuuuuiiiiiui
<ftr> erm
<ftr> book in advance*
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<ftr> I noticed mid sentence that I had a piece of foil stuck to one of my keys
<ftr> and had to stop to try and get it out
<ftr> and accidentally flicked return
<alphamul2> Foiled again

#10468 (+8/-0)
<alexxerth> amazon is now taunting me
<alexxerth> it shows the switch as available for purchase, but won't let me add it to the cart
<Lisimba> alexxerth: so it's a bait and no switch?

#10467 (+4/-0)
<CO2> I'm getting something from above...
<CO2> It starts with an m... or possibly a k...
<CO2> does anyone know someone with an m or a k in their name here?
<relsqui> CO2: ooh me I do
<relsqui> wait like
<relsqui> dead people, or like alive people
<CO2> relsqui: cool
<CO2> relsqui: the spirits tell me they're doing fine!
<relsqui> wait
<relsqui> CO2: my dead friend whose birthday is today had a name starting with m
<relsqui> you coldreading fucker
<CO2> hahahaha
<CO2> I don't even need visual clues :P

#10466 (+9/-0)
* Oracle989 stares dead-eyed at his monitor
< Oracle989> My boss has a vital component of my day's work
< Oracle989> And he is not here
< Oracle989> He may be off snowboarding
< Xenos> Oracle989: Then you must be a good employee and track him down, follow him to the very room where he and his mistress are at it, if need be. You need that component.
< taixzo> "Hey, Mr. Johnson, glad I tracked you down, how's the sex, listen, I really need this component to finish this project, could you leave that on my desk please?"
< Xenos> "Oh. Mrs. Johnson says hello, she didn't know where you were either when I asked her after I didn't find you at the snowboard place. So we called your old secretary and she suggested here."

#10465 (+5/-0)
<siorai> How's everyone dong this morning ?
<Kalium> My dong is quite alright this morning
<terran> dong report: okay

#10463 (+3/-0)
<siorai> Yeah that makes sense, because I remember just copying down CD keys from the cases back in EB days.
<siorai> Jesus. Last time I stepped inside of an *Electronics Boutique* I was...
<terran> KILLED
<Bucket> SLAIN
<terran> BUTCHERED
<rcombs> (say "murder-urduled" out loud)
<siorai> .... you know. I serious sat here, staring at the screen, hands on the keyboard... and couldn't think of a single follow to any of those.
<siorai> Bravo guys. Bravo.
<Oracle989> I think we just straight bodied siorai's wit

#10461 (+23/-0)
<CO2> The 's' in 'IoT' stands for security

#10460 (+4/-3)
<Bucket> randall has terrifying ideas about the future of ebooks
<Agafnd> i kinda want to know what those ideas are
<permagreen> Imagine a holodeck you can't escape from
<Agafnd> check
<permagreen> Okay, now imagine a giant carrot wearing a mustache and a bowler hat
<Agafnd> is the carrot in the holodeck
<permagreen> Forget the holodeck. That's in the past.
<permagreen> It's all about the carrot now
<Agafnd> oh, I assume that 'wearing a mustache' means it's fake?
<Agafnd> is it groucho style
<permagreen> It might and it could be
<Agafnd> it has a monocle
<permagreen> That's fine
<Bucket> NO IT'S NOT!!
<Agafnd> it looks like the planters guy but a carrot
<permagreen> Or not
<Bucket> OR IS IT?!
<permagreen> Good, because next you need to imagine it fighting the planter's peanut
<Agafnd> oh my
<Agafnd> they both have Penguin umbrellas
<Agafnd> this is getting violent
<Agafnd> planters guy is going down
<Agafnd> the carrot is bleeding carrot juice
<Agafnd> eurgh
<permagreen> Yeah, he thought it would be a fair fight, but the carrot brought spiked knuckles
<Agafnd> where are the vegtable police??
<permagreen> They're busy
<permagreen> There's a serial chef on the loose
<Agafnd> hm, yeah, gourmet cereal is a bit of a crime
<Agafnd> but seriously
<Agafnd> gang fights
<Agafnd> like, planters guy had a second ready 'cause he knew this was gonna happen
<Agafnd> but the carrot brought his crew
<Agafnd> I think they're fighting over which is the tastier raw underground plant
<Agafnd> it's hard to tell with all the vegetable swearing though
<Agafnd> (vegetable swears: louder and less pronounceable than regular swears)
<Agafnd> i can't watch
<permagreen> And when the dust has settled and everyone lies literally stewing in their own juices, realizing with their dying thoughts how pointless this all way, then will you understand Randall's ideas about the future of ebooks
<Agafnd> Randall's ideas about the future of ebooks: truly terrifying, my friends
<Agafnd> bucket was right
<Bucket> Of course I was!
<Agafnd> of course

#10457 (+3/-1)
* Hg puts strange combo-fetishes in bucket
* Bucket drops a space-penis and takes strange combo-fetishes.
< Hg> see?!

#10454 (+7/-0)
<Raptors> No results found for "poopstick basketball".
<Raptors> wrong channel
<Bucket> There is no such thing as the right channel for *that*

#10452 (+8/-1)
<hppavilion1> I am of the firm opinion that s/// notation (a) only applies to the previous message- ^s must be used to remedy earlier messages (b) must be well-formed; if you make an error, it won't parse (c) must be applied literally- if they don't use /i, for example, it won't apply to mismatched case (d) will carry any errors they make- if it matches two parts of the message, it'll only fix the first, even if the second is clearly the goal (and finally, e) literally fixes the error- ignore any content of an s'd-away message
<barometz> s/all of that//

#10451 (+9/-0)
<jamesl> if you want to get a question answered online, state the incorrect answer
<Kalium> jamesl: it's called Godwin's Law
<jamesl> nah, that's Hitler
<Kalium> ...

#10447 (+20/-0)
<rival> nobody: My dad pulled a piece of shit monitor out of the trash. When I came over, he asked me to check it out.
<rival> I plugged it in, and it immediately lit up, but was completely garbled.
<rival> I picked it up off the desk, shook it lightly. When that didn't work, I looked him square in the face and dropped it on the floor.
<nobody> hopefully that worked
<rival> It absolutely fucking worked. Do you know how fucking hard it is too keep a straight face after you do something like that?
<rival> I mean, I knew it came out of the trash. My plan was to break it enough that it would *stay* in the trash. Instead, I fixed it.

#10446 (+2/-0)
<bearachute> oh have you guys seen michael stipe?
<bearachute> holy crap man
<seven> Who's he? I can't REMember

#10445 (+14/-0)
<Bucket> 16 is the legal age here
<cnf> legal age for what, Bucket ? :P
<mie> it's the legal age. all other ages are illegal
<barometz> "sweet sixteen" is the year you don't get hunted by the government
<barometz> it's a hell of a tradition

#10444 (+7/-1)
<CO2> There are two young pastors, fresh out of seminary, stationed at churches in towns 30 miles apart in South Dakota. Every Wednesday, they both bicycle to a town midway between their towns, stop at the cafe and have a coffee and some pie and discuss how their new ministries are going. One week, one pastor arrives, but his friend is an hour late, and shows up riding in the back of a farmer's pickup
<CO2> truck. He walks into the cafe and says "brother, it pains me to say this, but somebody has stolen my bicycle! And since my town is so small, surely it must be one of my parishioners who stole it."
<CO2> His friend muses on this and says "what you need to do is this Sunday preach on the Ten Commandments, and when you get to 'thou shalt not steal' bear down really hard, and I bet you the culprit will feel guilty and confess." The next Wednesday, both pastors come riding up on their bikes at the same time, and the first pastor is excited that his idea must have worked, but his friend replies
<CO2> "Well.... sort of. I preached the Ten Commandments like you said, but then I got to 'thou shalt not commit adultery'... and then I remembered where I left my bike."

#10439 (+7/-5)
* taixzo gives Bucket an ex-Martin
* Bucket drops Martin and takes an ex-Martin.

#10437 (+10/-0)
<@Stereo> in the fine tradition of prisoners carving toothbrushes into knives, i kinda want to turn a switchblade into a folding toothbrush
< Shona> that sounds dangerous for your oral hygiene?
< Shona> where would you put the bristles?
<@Shrdlu> in your mouth
<@Shrdlu> obvs

#10436 (+4/-1)
<couch> how old is Ain't No Sunshine? by Bill Withers?
<couch> ... nvm, forgot I'm on the internet for a moment there
<couch> at least 1971
<barometz> I'm not online when she's gone / there's no porn when she's away
<couch> barometz, there's only porn when she's away
<couch> I'm not online when she's gone! / web is off too long, everytime she goes away
<couch> wonder this time why it's down / wonder if it's down to stay
<couch> (man and his server)
<couch> human and their server
<couch> anyhow, gotta find some sheet music for the song, gotta figure out how to play it for piano
<barometz> I know, I know, I know, I know / can't you just leave my switch alone?
<couch> lol

#10435 (+12/-0)
< seven> With my ISP's current behaviour, I wish for an uptim of 12 hours.
< taixzo> What's uptim?
< seven> Not much, what's up with you!

#10434 (+4/-1)
<Froward> who wants a joke
<Froward> are you ready for my jokes
<Vulpes> Froward, yeah I guess
<Froward> Vulpes: why did the chicken cross the road?
<Vulpes> Froward, to run away from the factory farm?
<Vulpes> to end its miserable existence?
<Froward> Vulpes: close! to get to the idiot's house!!!
<Froward> Vulpes: knock knock!
<Vulpes> Froward, is that the end or the middle of your joke?
<Froward> Vulpes: IT'S THE CHICKEN
<Vulpes> I figured as much
<Vulpes> thanks
<Froward> ahahahaha
<Froward> okay so
<Froward> Vulpes: a man and a lady go out on a first date, at the end of the date he walks her to her door and says "good night!" and kisses her on the forehad.
<Froward> Vulpes: but she's looking for a little lip action so she flutters her eyelash and says "a little lower, please!"
<Froward> Vulpes: and he says in a very deep voice G O O D N I G H T
<CO2> Froward: Imma steal your jokes and post them in the SA joke thread
<Froward> nø don't you idiot they're for telling in real life, they do much better there
<CO2> IRC is real life?
<Vulpes> Froward, hah
<Froward> Vulpes: how do you fit an elephant in a freezer?
<Vulpes> Froward, I think I've heard this one
<Froward> (note when this joke was told to me I spent about three minutes describing steadily more macabre ways of fitting an elephant in a freezer before letting them continue. ymmv)
<Vulpes> but I don't remember it
* Kalium sight
<Vulpes> I did already think of "in small pieces"
* Kalium sighs*
<Vulpes> and "compressed"
<Kalium> you open the door and put it in
<alexxerth> Blending it into a liquid is probably the best way
<alexxerth> That way it can take up the maximum amount of available volume
<Froward> yeah now how do you put a giraffe in the freezer?
<alexxerth> Probably still blending it into a liquid
<Vulpes> you take out the elephant and put the giraffe in
<Kalium> you put it in, because your fridge seems to be big as heck
<Froward> mighty lion king of jungle, has the biggest party ever. but he's snubbed by one animal! who is it
<Kalium> The giraffe!
<Kalium> they're in the fridge
<Froward> on the way home, elephant has to cross a river full of dangerous crocodiles. how can he safely cross?
<Froward> (nb elephant is hella drunk)
<Kalium> just walk across, the crocodiles are at the party
<Froward> thats 4 for 4
<Froward> you earned a special prize
<Rena> well then the river's not full of crocodiles is it
<CO2> the dutch word for elephant is olifant which sounds like oil-phant in Dutch. There's a joke that goes "how do you fit an elephant into a mailbox?" answer: "drain the oil, fold up the little phant"
<Vulpes> that is a slight problem
<Vulpes> perhaps crocodile-infested river would work better
<Kalium> No-one said it was a well thought out river
* CO2 hands Vulpes the little phant
<Vulpes> because it implies crocodiles live in the river, but they don't quite have to be there at the time
<Rena> so what's a phant
<alexxerth> Maybe the river is really long
<alexxerth> And it goes to the party
<alexxerth> so the crocodiles are in the river, just not where the elephant is
<CO2> Rena: it's the part of an elephant after you remove the ele
<Rena> also, who left their giraffe in my fridge

#10433 (+13/-4)
<Xenos> I've been told I can come across as condescending. That's when you explain obvious things in very simple words.

#10432 (+4/-0)
<seven> Seattle is such a pretty and interesting city.
<seven> I'm jel :)
<Oracle989> Eh, it's overpriced and getting blander by the minute
<seven> insanely overpriced
<Oracle989> It's a city in cultural decay
<seven> I watched a documentary, or, a few, about seattle, one in particular featuring the infrastructure and the history
<alexxerthmobile> Oracle989: many cities are
<Oracle989> In most regards, it peaked in the late 90s and has been slipping since
<Oracle989> alexxerthmobile, Yeah, there are some up-and-comers though
<Oracle989> Or early-stage collapse cities, like Portland
<seven> what I didn't realise was like, the inlets, the lakes, and ocean around the city, a lot of it sits on super fucking deep geological landscape
<Oracle989> Oh the geography and geology of the city are neat
<Oracle989> And the history is cool
<Oracle989> But modern Seattle feels kind of like a "trendy" chain restaurant
<seven> and there are main freeways connecting parts of the city going over the water, that are basically floating sort of pontoons. Because they can be bridges, as the water they cross, right there next to the city, is so deep they can't feasibly put foundations for bridges on it
<Oracle989> 65m deep
<seven> they can't be, rather. So, there's major parts of urban infrastructure, roads, and bridges, that are arterial, which are free floating over super deep bodies of water. That, are designed to withstand super storms and not break away
<seven> that was interesting, and surprising.
<seven> Appparently they've even proposed floating housing developments over the deep water in the city there in Seattle. But, the plans have been on hold for a decade or more, because of how deep the water is, and how expensive it would be to create floating housing settlements. The economics showed it just couldn't be afjorded.

#10431 (+5/-1)
<jamesl> if Total Internal Reflection doesn't work on vampires, they can't be seen through fibre optic cables

#10430 (+7/-0)
<Oracle989> The Harios get better grinds though, and I can change the beans easier
<BytesAndCoffee> well fuck, the blockchain is over 100GB now?
<Oracle989> So I use them to try new beans, or when I want a nice single cup
<BytesAndCoffee> is there anything that would lead to the blockchain being...trimmed?
<loudaslife> You know, I figured BytesAndCoffee would show up once we started talking about coffee, but instead he showed up talking about bytes.
<BytesAndCoffee> loudaslife: its a 50/50 thing with me

#10429 (+6/-3)
<hppavilion1> I can't find Bucket D:
<loudaslife> He's dead, Packard.
<barometz> billygoat: stopword bucket
<billygoat> Okay, next person to say 'bucket' gets kickbanned.

*** hppavilion2 joined #xkcd dosgmowdow@hide-BF57BA30.dynamic.asdk12.org
<hppavilion2> Wtf
<hppavilion2> Why can't I find it?
*** hppavilion2 quit (Quit: Leaving) dosgmowdow@hide-
<barometz> oh for chrissakes
<hppavilion1> barometz: What?
<barometz> how hard is it to get that Bucket disconnected and the netsplit is resolved and you're making a giant fuss about a garbage IRC bot? Stop that noise. Also good night.
--- billygoat has banned *!dominic@*.2D33A2B7.8158405A.IP
*** barometz was kicked by billygoat (Jackpot!!!)

#10427 (+9/-1)
<hppavilion1> Kalium: One pound-foot per square [whatever Customary time is] is known as the "Kenobi"
<Kalium> hppavilion1, Mmm, lovely
<hppavilion1> Kalium: I think customary time will be seconds and I'll make a foot EXACTLY one light-nanosecond.
<Kalium> kenobis mark a disturbance in the force
<hppavilion1> Kalium: It's brilliant
<hppavilion1> Kalium: Or force in general
<Kalium> Bucket, remember hppavilion1 customary
<Bucket> Okay, Kalium, remembering "I think customary time will be seconds and I'll make a foot EXACTLY one light-nanosecond.".
<Kalium> Bucket, undo last
<Bucket> Okay, Kalium, deleted that 'hppavilion1 quotes' is '<hppavilion1> I think customary time will be seconds and I'll make a foot EXACTLY one light-nanosecond.'.
<hppavilion1> Kenobi
<hppavilion1> pound-foot
<hppavilion1> one
<Kalium> Bucket, remember hppavilion1 pound-foot
<hppavilion1> per
<hppavilion1> square
<Bucket> Okay, Kalium, remembering "pound-foot".
<Kalium> Bucket, undo last
<Bucket> Okay, Kalium, deleted that 'hppavilion1 quotes' is '<hppavilion1> pound-foot'.
<hppavilion1> Kalium: :P
<Kalium> Bucket, remember hppavilion1 pound-foot per
<Bucket> Okay, Kalium, remembering "One pound-foot per square [whatever Customary time is] is known as the "Kenobi"".
<Kalium> hppavilion1, you are the worst

#10425 (+9/-0)
<browncoat> Good night, sweet denizens.
<browncoat> And salty denizens.
<browncoat> And... uh... other flavors of denizens.
<Kalium> browncoat, umami denizens, sour denizens and bitter denizens
<browncoat> Yes, right, those!
<Kalium> you can only sense sweet denizens on the tip of your tongue.
* browncoat licks snark
<taixzo> that was based on a flawed study. You can actually taste all flavors of denizens with all parts of the tongue.

#10424 (+4/-0)
<GreenWolf> I would, but I'm about to see a Supreme Court justice speak
<GreenWolf> (it's Sotomayor)
<Oracle989> Well it wouldn't be Thomas, that's for sure!
→ thomas joined (thomas@7EBA2274.3B615515.5F504983.IP)
<GreenWolf> ...

#10422 (+3/-0)
* Kalium calls a recursive jamesl()
<cnf> i'll call your recursive jamesl!
* jamesl1 (5c198fef@Clk-EA88667A.org) has joined
* jamesl2 (5c198fef@Clk-EA88667A.org) has joined
* jamesl3 (5c198fef@Clk-EA88667A.org) has joined
* jamesl4 (5c198fef@Clk-EA88667A.org) has joined
<jamesl1> who called a recursive jamesl?
<jamesl4> who was it, guys
<Kalium> I... may have forgotten the end condition
<Kalium> this is why I don't use recursion!

#10413 (+8/-0)
<alexxerth> "Signed binary numbers and binary codes." sounds....fascinating...
<kazitor> alexxerth: it's when you go to Donald Knuth and ask him to leave his signature on your hard drive
<Xenos> kazitor: Knuth would sit down and whisper sweet nothings at the hard drive and when you went home and plugged it in you'd find the .sig file

#10412 (+3/-0)
<Curious> Sooo is Randall actually here?
<seven> Curious: never.
<kazitor> Randall is always here
<kazitor> everywhere
<kazitor> sometimes I see him watching me sleep, but he always gets away before I can look too closely
<Kalium> kazitor, the trick is to look at him around a pencil
<Kalium> that way he doesn't know which way to run
<kazitor> Kalium: hmm, that might work
* kazitor puts a pencil beside the bed
<kazitor> but wait, I have to get the pencil before he notices me noticing him.

#10410 (+10/-0)
<browncoat> I just need peer pressure to get me to play games ;)
* seven drops a wharf on browncoat's foot
<browncoat> Ouch.

#10408 (+9/-0)
<hppavilion1> TIL the Brits spell 'curb' as 'kerb'.

<hppavilion1> Wait, Americans spell the tool 'vice' as 'vise'‽
<hppavilion1> YOU TOO

#10407 (+9/-1)
<hppavilion1> "In 2008, the FDA put an $5 million value on life"
<Xenos> hppavilion1: Seems to vary between 3 and 8 depending
<hppavilion1> Xenos: EPA was at $9.1 in 12011
<hppavilion1> Not $9 100 000
<hppavilion1> $9.10
<hppavilion1> :P
<hppavilion1> (not really)
<Bucket> (yes really)
<Xenos> hppavilion1: In that case I'd like to buy a Trump :-p
<hppavilion1> Xenos: Russia isn't looking to sell right now.

#10406 (+4/-0)
<SpicyLemon> I have a BA in Physics.... I'm not really sure how that happened.
<shambrarian> SpicyLemon: math and pain?
<SpicyLemon> And loving it!

#10403 (+9/-0)
<Nikc> My cousin has a Batman mask
<Nikc> He once put it on during sex while his wife was bent over and couldn't see him
<kitten> i would 100% do the exact same thing
<kitten> my ex once had me put a lettuce leaf on her head while she gave me head
<kitten> .
<ThatBum> That's...
<ThatBum> Strangely cute.
<Nikc> They had to stop after she finally turned around. She was laughing too hard :P
<kitten> :P
<Nikc> Apparently he's also been known to make Pokemon references during sex
<kitten> i put the strange in strangely cute

#10402 (+11/-0)
* Rena clicks, pops, sizzles, emits black smoke
<browncoat> Is there an engineer on the plane!?
<browncoat> ("Things even more terrifying than: 'Is there a pilot on the plane?'")
<Rena> "is there a bomb technician on the plane?"
<@snark> is there a wing on the plane

#10401 (+11/-0)
< XMPPwocky> now i remember the greatest thing ever written, the story of the guy who threw a coming out party.... to tell his family he was into anal vore
< BytesAndCoffee> OH MY GOD

#10400 (+12/-0)
<Agafnd> I have so much candy right now
<Agafnd> I have no idea what to do with it
* Xenos steals all Agafnd's candy
<Xenos> Problem solved
<Bucket> Scanning... New problem found.
<Agafnd> now I have NO candy

#10397 (+4/-0)
<hppavilion1> BytesAndCoffee: People say "godspeed", but never "godstrength"
<hppavilion1> Really godspeed is half the mean of godintelligence and goddexterity
<hppavilion1> Other godtributes include godconstitution, godwisdom, and godcharisma. They once tried to add godcomeliness, but this was short-lived

#10395 (+9/-0)
<eezo> Palomides: nurses always have a field day with me when they draw my blood.
<eezo> Mostly because I never even flinch.
<eezo> And one time, I took the needle from one clumsy nurse's hand and stuck it in my vein myself. Because she missed seven times in a row.
<Palomides> haha
<Palomides> that's horrible
<eezo> I'm pretty sure that nurse was close to fainting when she saw that.

#10394 (+2/-3)
<you> Define socially regressive thoughts
<rival> you: What's the command to show the chat log?
<you> My one? +save
<rival> you: There's your answer. :)
<you> >_> gg

#10393 (+8/-0)
<loudaslife> I think news coverage would be a terrible way to measure the notability of a death, because the increase of internet news coverage and the decrease in traditional media news coverage have probably thrown numbers of completely
<loudaslife> Unless you're only measuring events within a relatively small timespan
<loudaslife> s/of/off
<SalaHyena> loudaslife: how about taking the Wikipedia articles about yearly deaths and graph it?
<Agafnd> my goodness. Wikipedia has become more reliable than the news.

#10392 (+7/-0)
<Cheez> oh dear. my housemate has requested a film called Dawna The Dead while she was adding Dawn of the Dead. I just had a flick through, it's the worst B-movie porn imaginable
<apo> oops
<Cheez> she's happy, she's all "Yeah, i was hoping that's what it was, it looks awful, we're gonna watch it!"
<barometz> traditional holiday entertainment
<asarkar> My friends and I did that twice in a row, then we decided to give up impulse watching Netflix
<apo> and just get straight to the chilling part
<Cheez> She's on a real horror film kick atm, done all of the friday the 13th films, done all of nightmare on elm street, done the crossovers
<barometz> apo: bone-chilling
<asarkar> ...
<IceKarma> barometz, *snerk*
<apo> Necrophiliac
<barometz> ... half of pun unintended
<mike> barometz: that's an amazing three meaning pun

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