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#7694 (+2/-0)
<+cntrational> BREAD GET
<+hexium> beef get
<+Agent_Irons> butter get
<+ehxor> sandwich make!

#7693 (+5/-0)
<DarkLoad> Bucket, list var op
<Bucket> op: Glench, Randall, airtank, creature, ephphatha, hermiene, icekarma, khmer, lhyzz, mewyn, postmodern, relsqui, res0, shoofle, shrdlu, snark, stereo, xavier, and zigdon
<DarkLoad> whoops
<DarkLoad> Hi guys!
<postmodern> >:(
<Glench> hm?
<Glench> who wants to die?
* airtank peeks in
<postmodern> UH OH
<DarkLoad> I should have done that in PM
<DarkLoad> ._.
* Stereo sharpens a knife
<Glench> ah, I see! it's DarkLoad! DarkLoad wants to die!
<postmodern> THAT'S THE COMMAND TO TURN ON MY LASERS
<Jungian> DarkLoad, wow, well done
<postmodern> BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
<postmodern> BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

#7692 (+4/-0)
* goodger sees his cat has still not licked off the ice cream that he got on his ears several days ago
<+apo> Well, duh. Try licking *your* ears. That shit ain't easy. =P
<+goodger> he has arms >_>
<+apo> But no tongues on said arms.
<+goodger> no, his tongue is located in his mouth
<+Kedama> I'm glad we clarified this.

#7691 (+1/-0)
< fedora> I'm underweight but still have tummy fat
< fedora> what should I do
< Bucket> Go ride a bike!

#7687 (+5/-0)
<PacifistDalek> Ways in which dinosaurs have affected my emotions: Sadness, from littlefoot's mother. Fear, Velociraptors. Awe, museum skeletons. Joy, kids books and shows about dinosaurs
<PacifistDalek> We just need to get a dinosaur to do something that pisses me off, and i think we've got the main emotional responses covered
<PacifistDalek> Like get a nodosaur to become the newest correspondent for Fox News

#7686 (+3/-1)
<Turbotoast> PHP is jotting some ideas down on a notepad while in a hurry, Python is taking out your calligraphy pen and write a sonnet

#7683 (+6/-0)
<fedoragirl> Bucket: North Korea is <strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><em><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>!
<Bucket> Okay, fedoragirl.
<ShortWave> fedoragirl: </strong>?
<PacifistDalek> ShortWave: North Korea NEVER STOPS BEING STRONG

#7681 (+6/-1)
<puddle> You're welcome!
<Bucket> to Randall's little sister, relsqui.
<LogicalDash> omg randall is her bro
<Ebby> Really?
<scgtrp> LogicalDash: this has not been proven or disproven
<scgtrp> neither of them would answer me when i asked
<Seth> They could be husband and wife for all I care
<LogicalDash> This sounds like a case of... Schroedinger's Incest

#7680 (+2/-0)
<@snark> if you like to talk to tomatoes
<Nougatti> if a squash can make you smile
<@snark> if you like to waltz with potatoes
<Maahes> shit man, two hits by an ogre on level 3 and I'm done for

#7679 (+5/-0)
<stiglet> Define nerd
<khmer> someone who really cares about the definition of nerd

#7678 (+2/-1)
<terran> http://www.apple.com/battery-charger/ wat
<ellipsis> terran: watt

#7677 (+0/-2)
<LolCam> .......
<Bucket> Don't make me hump your leg LolCam
<Velociraptors> you know what to do
* Bucket humps nazgjunk's leg

#7676 (+3/-0)
< atomiccheese> CUT THE RED WIRE
< Bucket> It's never the red wire! It's always the red button, but it's never the red wire!
< tankgunk> CUT THE BLACK WIRE
< Bucket> Doomed, doomed! Everyone is doomed!
< tankgunk> CUT THE MAROON WIRE!
< atomiccheese> CUT THE PURPLE-WITH-RED-STRIPES WIRE
< aqualis> CUT THE BLUE WIRE
< Bucket> Ok, here we g--*BOOM*
-!- snark [cf97fe16@hide-6C77D8AA.mibbit.com] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
< RK> D:
< aqualis> oops
< aqualis> i killed snark

#7675 (+5/-1)
* tankgunk loves unsaturated fat.
--> Teknobo has joined #xkcd-signal
<goodger> tankgunk: I like putting it in, I don't like its behaviour at the other end
<goodger> Teknobo: I am talking about eating unsaturated fat. don't get ideas.
<Teknobo> goodger: You are way too late for that.
<goodger> wait, I just remembered I'm gay. by all means get ideas!

#7673 (+4/-2)
<@postmodern> creature:
<@postmodern> question
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< RK> it's super effective!

#7672 (+5/-3)
<magcius> PSOAddict: how good are you at piano?
<PSOAddict> magcius: not very but I can learn a song and play some chords. :|
<magcius> PSOAddict: do you know the "four chords"?
<Bucket> No, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it

#7671 (+4/-1)
<shmoo> What were you doing before you came on to #xkcd?
<killings> masturbating
<Bucket> You hear alunisonous fappity fappy fap fap sounds on the background..
<killings> buying it a drink

#7669 (+3/-4)
* Advocate gives Bucket a British Passport
* Bucket hands Advocate $20 in exchange for a British Passport

#7668 (+8/-1)
* Advocate gives bucket $100
* Bucket is now carrying $100, but dropped a baby down the stairs.

#7667 (+5/-2)
* Advocate gives Bucket to flyingferret
* Bucket takes to flyingferret.

#7665 (+5/-0)
<Sh0rtWave> You can make khmer do anything if you know the codes.
<Sh0rtWave> It's like nuclear power tho...you might get work out of it, or the core might melt down and explode all over you.
<Potassium> Sh0rtWave, kind of like a penis then?
<Potassium> Sh0rtWave, wait, are you calling khmer a dick?

#7664 (+6/-5)
<Pichu> I've had enough with regular dragons
<Pichu> BRING THE MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONS

#7663 (+7/-1)
< Nougatti> I just had sex.
< Nougatti> Sorry for sharing.
< mjr> you must atone by sharing also relevant multimedia
< Cyrena> Nougatti: congrats?
< Bucket> All due to my valuable mentoring, no doubt.
< Nougatti> Cyrena: Thankyou.
< Bucket> You should thank me instead. I stopped your father from using birth control.

#7662 (+4/-0)
Xeio: poiesis: even buckets need vacations
poiesis: Xeio, true
poiesis: wait
poiesis: no it isn't
Bucket: YES! IT! IS! D:

#7661 (+1/-2)
<aqualis> so i've got a book of shots here, and one of these recipes doesn't have any alcohol
<aqualis> this is wrong
<hexium> aqualis: that's alcoLOL amirite
<aqualis> hexium: no, that's alcosad
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<hexium> alcoSNARK is here!
<aqualis> hexium: it's coffee and cream, layered in a shot glass
<aqualis> what the hell
<aqualis> alcoSNARK!
<hexium> is it called an espresso?
<@snark> alcosnark?
<@snark> oh. I just realised that the word in the word warp game I've got paused must be alcove

#7660 (+0/-5)
<njsg> I just think of approaching girls with that kind of interests as something which depends on dev-portage/make-friends so I look to estabilish a friendship tunnel before going further on the more-than-that desire
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<SinghSong> njsg: yeah, only problem is friendship tunnels take time to build while direct process forking is immediate and capable of launching new and exciting threads
<SinghSong> gotta know when to use the right tool for the job, ya know?
<FatStratCat> quickly? best encryption type for small home network?
<njsg> SinghSong: just make sure your haste does not generate undesired new threads
<G34G45> WPA2?
<G34G45> with aes, not tkip
<njsg> WPA2 + CoN.DOM?
<@snark> what about tbrq and edos?
<@snark> If you throw in rr4z it is pretty goos
<@snark> but then goos has never been that good either
<njsg> (trying to keep on-topic on *two* topics is not that easy)
<njsg> snark: but did you consider DoS? that requires rr4*t*
<@snark> my dos has been glad for a while. I try not to bother it.
<njsg> the z version just allows it to happen
<@snark> z2 also enables rolling on the barrel system though
<njsg> For that ya have rr4d which has both
<njsg> but consider aaz32 instead
<njsg> that is far better than tkip

#7659 (+6/-0)
< Positron> Flibberdy: Free as in beer or free as in speech?
< Flibberdy> Positron: beer
< Swordsman> free as in beer speech?
< Weetu> Now that's just the alcohol talking
< Positron> If it's free as in beer, I will use it
< Positron> If it's free as in speech i will promote it
< dinosplosion> beer as in slurred speech
< Positron> If it is completely nonfree, I will boycott it
< Positron> If it is completely free I will love it
< Positron> That's my decision-making tree for freedom
< Velociraptor> and if it's Free as in Iraq?
< Positron> Velociraptor: Politics are awesome
< Weetu> Free as in will. It's an illusion.

#7657 (+13/-0)
<spaghettifier> would it be possible to script an automatic jinx? (I am not proposing it, it would kind of suck occasionally)
<khmer> it would be absurdly easy for trolls to trigger
<spaghettifier> not if it has a 100ms time limit or something
<khmer> what does ms stand for again?
<Burstaholic> millisecond
<spaghettifier> millisecond
* Bruenor doesn't fall into khmer's trap.
Burstaholic was booted from #xkcd by khmer (khmer)
spaghettifier was booted from #xkcd by khmer (khmer)

#7656 (+4/-1)
chrisbrl88: drazak: I once said "I have rebooted three times to humor you. the problem is with the HARDWARE! I need it REPLACED! if you suggest rebooting one more time, I will punch a cow in the face."
chrisbrl88: drazak: it got me connected to someone in texas who was more than happy to process the return request

#7655 (+5/-0)
<Stereo> what's the point of silencers anyway
<nazgjunk> Stereo: shooting people in the library

#7654 (+3/-5)
<Mud> I suppose penal colonies are full of dicks
<coaxmetal> I think thats a penile colony
<Mud> coaxmetal, no, that's syphilis

#7653 (+29/-1)
natjo: flyingferret: do you want any pudding?
flyingferret: Yes, absolutely.
natjo: flyingferret: have you ate your meat?
flyingferret: Of course not.
natjo: HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT

#7650 (+8/-2)
* goodger would walk five hundred miles and goodger'd walk five hundred more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.
goodger: more on that story later.

#7649 (+15/-0)
<+apo> If a homeopath drinks diluted antimatter, will that make them matter?
<+agmlego> No, I doubt anything can make homeopathy matter.

#7647 (+14/-2)
<Potassium> hell, 2009, we had 134 homocides D:
<Potassium> up from 111 in 2008 and 92 in 2007
<InitHello> Potassium: 134 gay people were killed?
<InitHello> that's ... pretty bad
<Potassium> >.>
<Potassium> that was a typo...
<Potassium> homicide.
<Bucket> homicide is more like HOMOcide, amirite?!

#7645 (+13/-1)
< Flibberdy> dinner time
< Bucket> I think you mean supper.
< Flibberdy> supper time
< Bucket> I think you mean dinner.
< Nugatti> hahaha
< Bucket> That's not funny.
< Flibberdy> i'm so confused. time to eat

#7644 (+17/-0)
-!- Topic for #xkcd: [...] | #xkcd has a small peni
-!- Topic set by Wasgood [Wasgood@hide-F7C14C07.static.tpgi.com.au] [Tue Jul 13 03:50:03 2010]
<Random832> "#xkcd has a small peni"?
<bytbox> Random832: it's cut off
<Random832> bytbox: ouch

#7642 (+16/-0)
<fedoragirl> hey #xkcd
<Bucket> The answer to your problem is probably 7.
<fedoragirl> how many microcontrollers should I order?
<fedoragirl> they're $4.30
<scgtrp> fedoragirl: 7.
<fedoragirl> scgtrp: I see what you did there.

#7639 (+26/-10)
<Bruenor> Actually, I'm going to name my kids "ctrl", "alt" and "del". That may, when they misbehave, I can just hit them all at once

#7637 (+7/-3)
<Potassium> seriously, there is a poop smell drifting through my room D:
<spoonifur> Maybe there is poop somewhere
<Praetor> No shit...
<Bucket> None yet, at least. Keep digging!

#7636 (+31/-0)
< Dextralus> Protip: If you're going to ship a box of bumblebee genitalia across the atlantic ocean, please for the love of mercy lable it more specifically than "genitalia for biological research"
< Dextralus> Customs will not be amused
< Dextralus> And I will not get my genitalia
< bumblebee> wtf
< bumblebee> of all the highlights i've gotten..

#7635 (+22/-1)
<Jax184> peanut butter!
<Bucket> peanut butter is eventually, inevitably, infested with peanut butter weasels
<Jax184> weasels!
<Bucket> weasels are effectively neutralised by stomach acid
<Jax184> perfect

#7634 (+15/-0)
<SteamPoweredCat> LET US FORCE BUCKET INTO OUR SOCIAL ACTIVITIES!
<SteamPoweredCat> bucket, do you want to play bang?
<ellipsis> what's bang?
<Bucket> http://i38.tinypic.com/13yhhk.jpg
<ellipsis> I don't want to play bang D:

#7633 (+20/-0)
<@airtank> is there a name for what it's called when someone couches their criticism between fake compliments?
<@airtank> like "i hate to be a bitch but you're a bitch" or "you're a really nice guy but you're super fucking creepy"
< asarkar> Hmm..."backhanded compliment"
< partdavid> a backhanded compliment is a little different
< partdavid> but that's a good call for someone with your challenges

#7631 (+13/-0)
<hexium> NOT an Onion article: http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703
<@snark> I posted that link on facebook with the message "The twelve year old in me is giggling inappropriately at the innuendo". And then realised what I'd done right after I posted it. >_<

#7630 (+19/-0)
<nazgjunk> Lots of people are wikipedia admins <.<
<Ann> that means nazgjunk is a wiki admin
<Ann> pester him everybody
<Selig> nazgjunk: why was my article based on my monster cock deleted?!? Not enough pics!?!
<nazgjunk> Selig: your cock was deemed not notable
<Ann> Selig: was it a stub?

#7629 (+5/-0)
<Rena> hm, apparently all the Movie Galleries are going out of business
<Rena> DVDs like 2 bucks each
<Rena> flyingferret, raid the cheap porno section or just download it?
<flyingferret> just download it
<Rena> good idea
<Bucket> good idea is to always keep some movies handy, in case of popcorn
<Rena> Bucket, ...

#7627 (+4/-2)
<LolCam> Feureau: I am the Queen of MetaMeta.
* Feureau kneels down and worship the Queen of MetaMeta.
<XanT> Subserviant to the queen of MetaMetaMeta but by golly those Meta people better cower.

#7626 (+20/-1)
<&shoofle> if I ever go to canada I'm going to shout CANADAAAAAA! at the border and I will be disappointed if canada does not shout back TETSUOOOOO!

#7625 (+4/-11)
* Proton puts it in the anus in bucket
* Bucket drops it in the rear and takes it in the anus.

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