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<pikhq> The USPS, FWIW, is not a government-owned corporation. It is a government *agency*.
<pikhq> It is as likely to "go out of business" as, say, the CIA.
<rcombs> but significantly less likely to assassinate the president
<rcombs> I cannot, however, see a conspiracy to assassinate the president going all the way to the top: the Postmaster General
<Agafnd> that would make a good movie though
<rcombs> hell yeah it would
<rcombs> [trailer] NEITHER RAIN
<rcombs> NOR SLEET
<BytesAndCoffee> Postmaster General 2: Deliverance
<rcombs> NOR SNOW NOR HEAT
<pikhq> I could see the Postmaster General *taking down* a President... One who committed the most dreadful of crimes: POSTAL crimes.
<Agafnd> WILL STOP HIM FROM KICKING THE PRESIDENT'S ASS
<rcombs> COMING SUMMER OF 2018
<BytesAndCoffee> YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS THIS DELIVERY
<JoeyLemur> "Postage due, motherfucker." *BLAM*
<BytesAndCoffee> rcombs: Postmaster General 2: Deliverance
<thunkii> http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002796
<thunkii> [obligatory reference]
<pikhq> But seriously, don't get on the wrong side of the postal inspectors.
<BytesAndCoffee> why is nobody laughing at my sequel
<rcombs> UNITED STATES POSTAL SLAUGHTER
<rcombs> [logo appears onscreen; it's the eagle logo except with angry eyes]
<rcombs> Directed by Takeshi Koike
<BytesAndCoffee> no
<BytesAndCoffee> m night shyamalan
<rcombs> (I don't have a good reason why it's him in particular; he's just the only director I've ever known to be bold enough to have his name said aloud during the title sequence)
<JoeyLemur> Michael Bay. Postal trucks exploding *everywhere*.