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#10578 (+3/-0)
<@barometz> Skyblaze: a bird flies into your room
<jamesl> CAW CAW
<jamesl> this is for dramatic effect
<Skyblaze> barometz, uuh. GO NORTH.
<jamesl> CAW CAW
<Skyblaze> examine bird
<jamesl> CAW CAW
<Skyblaze> take bird
<jamesl> CAW CA-
<Kalium> ye can't get ye bird
<tonyb486> The crow CAWs at midnight.
<tonyb486> Are you black squirrel?
<Skyblaze> I'm not sure if people are being weird, using old references, I missed something on scrollback or I'm having a stroke
<Kalium> https://c.eev.ee/dont-eat-cactus/play.html < A simple Inform 7 game
<jamesl> Skyblaze: CAW CAW
<Skyblaze> jamesl, eat bird
<Stayman> Skyblaze, I definitely missed something.
<Kalium> You try to eat the bird, but it breaks free! CAW CAW.
<Skyblaze> examine surroundings
<Kalium> You are in an open forest. There is a BIRD and a PARTY HAT here.
<Skyblaze> sell party hat 20 mil
<Kalium> there are paths leading NORTH, NORTH, NORTH, and NORTH
<tonyb486> z-code
<tonyb486> GO "NORTH, AND NORTH"
<Skyblaze> follow tonyb486
<Kalium> You are now in a snowy forest. There is a BEAR and a TREE here.
<Skyblaze> examine tree
<Kalium> There are paths leading: NORTH, SOUTH, EAST
<Kalium> Skyblaze: The TREE is covered in CLAW MARKS. There are BERRIES in the TREE
<Skyblaze> climb tree
<Skyblaze> take berries
<Kalium> You are in the TREE
<Kalium> You take TWELVE (12) BERRIES
<Bren64zz> ...what is happening here?
<Kalium> You store the BERRIES in your METAPOUCH
<Skyblaze> examine surroundings
<tonyb486> eat bear
<@barometz> Bren64zz: suddenly, mud improv
<Kalium> Skyblaze: You are in the TREE. Below you can see: BEAR, TREE
<@barometz> it's like LARP but different, and not so much outside
<Skyblaze> throw 1 berry at bear
<Kalium> The BEAR sniffs at the BERRY. It swats the BERRY away.
<Skyblaze> {I once improv'd a whole text rpg based around Shia LaBeouf. It was fun}
<Kalium> You now have ELEVEN (11) BERRIES
<Skyblaze> examine berries
<tonyb486> TAKE SHIA LABEOUF
<Skyblaze> YOU HAVE BEEN EATEN BY SHIA LABEOUF. GAME OVER.
<Kalium> BERRIES are an inch across and bright blue
<tonyb486> kill berries
<Kalium> > What do you KILL the berries with?
<Skyblaze> talk to bear
<Kalium> Skyblaze: The BEAR rears up and starts to speak
<tonyb486> face
<Kalium> "What colour am I"
<Kalium> tonyb486: You KILL the BERRIES with your FACE
<Kalium> You are now BLUE
<Skyblaze> examine bear
<Kalium> You have lost ELEVEN (11) BERRIES
<tonyb486> look at bear with face
<Kalium> Skyblaze: The BEAR appears to be BLUE. So does everything else.
<Skyblaze> Wait, are we playing the same game?
<Kalium> You now have BERRY PULP
<Skyblaze> As in, controlling the same character?
<Kalium> I'm just the NARRATOR
<tonyb486> frighten bear with blue face
<Skyblaze> DAMNIT TONY YOU WASTED THE REST OF MY BERRIES
<Kalium> The BEAR is UNFAZED
<tonyb486> Skyblaze: ITS OK I HAVE A PLAN
<tonyb486> Skyblaze: ACTUALLY NVM IT JUST FAILED
<Kalium> "What colour am I" asks the bear.
<tonyb486> TELL bear HOLY SHIT YOU CAN TALK
<Skyblaze> reply "I am colourblind Mr Bear"
<Kalium> The BEAR is FLATTERED and offers you a LADDER
<tonyb486> kill ladder with face
<Skyblaze> TAKE LADDER
<Kalium> You now have a LADDER.
<Skyblaze> USE LADDER TO CLIMB TREE UP
<Kalium> you store the LADDER in your METAPOUCH
<tonyb486> kill ladder with face
<Stayman> How do you win don't eat the cactus? I can't seem to progress the game.
<tonyb486> Skyblaze: have you tried not eating the cactus?
<Kalium> tonyb486: There is no LADDER here
<tonyb486> wipe face
<Kalium> > With what will you WIPE FACE
<tonyb486> arm
<Kalium> You WIPE your FACE with your ARM. You can see colours again.
<Skyblaze> ooh, now.
<Skyblaze> examine bear
<Kalium> The BEAR is WHITE. As is everything else.
<Skyblaze> tell bear "white"
<tonyb486> tell bear "the superior race"
<Kalium> The BEAR nods. The BEAR invites you to TEA.
<Skyblaze> follow bear
<jamesl> ACCEPT TEA
<Kalium> You FOLLOW the BEAR
<Kalium> You are now in the BEAR CAVE
<Kalium> You can see: BEARS
<Kalium> TEA
<tonyb486> fuck
<Kalium> BAG
<Kalium> FIRE
<tonyb486> take fire
<Skyblaze> offer bears berry pulp
<jamesl> PUT BEAR ON FIRE
<Kalium> tonyb486: You try to take FIRE. You put FIRE in your METAPOUCH. You BURN your METAPOUCH. Your METAPOUCH burns YOU. YOU have DIED.
<Kalium> Points: 73
<tonyb486> ow
<Kalium> Completion: 3%
<Skyblaze> examine highscore
<Kalium> HIGHSCORE: 69%