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#2001 (+175/-23)
<&rpm> the grant consists of a banana and a piece of string
<@relsqui> is it a fresh banana?
<&rpm> depends on USPS times
< creature> How long is the piece of string?
<@relsqui> is it long enough that you can hold one end and mail me the other?
<@relsqui> that would be fun
<@relsqui> thread the mail system
<&rpm> ...
<&rpm> !!
<&rpm> wait
<&rpm> awesome way to run private network cables
<@relsqui> why settle for a VIRTUAL private network
<&rpm> YES