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<snark> there was this time when a bunch of friars were having trouble making their belfry payments, so they opened a florists to try to pay the bills
<snark> they were doing very well, but the rival florist across the road started losing business. He repeatedly asked them to stop, but they wouldn't.
<snark> so eventually, he got Hugh McTaggart, the toughest ruffian in town, to pay them a visit and give them a good talking to.
<snark> long story short, they did pack up and go home. Turns out Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist friars.