#8418 ⇧ (+627/-83) ⇩
< logic> God damn it.
< logic> I need a new phone.
< logic> I got drunk after seeing transformers last night.
< logic> And I was playing about with the settings on my phone.
< logic> Found 'Airplane mode.' and thought "Fuck yeah!"
< logic> Activated it and threw my phone into the sky!
< logic> It just fell and hit the ground, cracking the screen.
< logic> Worst. Transformer. Ever.