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#10645 (+1/-0)
<Martin> Bananas!
<ollipoli> Bananas!
<ollipoli> Bananas!
<Martin> In truth it's cold and full of bicyclists

#10644 (+2/-0)
<loudaslife> aaand cura crashed
<loudaslife> let nobody ever say that 3D printing is easy
<nobody> 3d printing is easy!

#10643 (+1/-0)
<mewyn> flyingferret: Should I go home?
<flyingferret> Why not both?
<mewyn> Bananas!
<Bucket> so's your face
<mewyn> Bananas!

#10642 (+1/-0)
<jamesl> Bananas!
<jamesl> Bananas!
<Lisimba> jamesl: yes, the key combo is to hit "l" twice.

#10641 (+4/-0)
<CO2> if the earth were to explode this moment, several thousand people would die while having sex
<CO2> but not you, you're just reading IRC

#10640 (+5/-0)
Branes: Bananas!
diog: they have
diog: Bananas!
Lisimba: That's why NASA is guarding the edge glacier. They keep the cats there at bay.
Lisimba: The edge glacier cats are our greatest threat.
diog: once they wake up and notice we're here, there's going to be the Second Purrrge

#10639 (+1/-0)
<CO2> Bananas!
<multiplexd> Bananas!

#10638 (+8/-0)
<Rob1992> Bananas!
<CO2_work> Bananas!
<mie> Bananas!
<Cheez> we had some come to our place once when i was living with friends. we were in the middle of stripping wallpaper, so wearing protective gear and had sheets down, we saw them coming so duct taped one of our guys to a chair in the hallway and gagged him (he was a willing participant) my housemate then opened the door to them and from their perspective it looked like some sort of execution or
<Cheez> Bananas!
<Cheez> they said something along the lines of "oh, we will come back when you're not busy" and ran

#10637 (+3/-0)
<jamesl> Bananas!
* Parts: jamesl_VPS (jamesl@347C0441:95C50B82:82A408B1:IP) (Connection Interrupted)
<Jax184> that
<pikhq> Bananas!
<jamesl> uh, crap

#10636 (+3/-0)
CO2: I'm looking around on etsy.com but it autotranslates it to Dutch using microsoft translate
CO2: Bananas!
CO2: but I don't think that 'Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask' should be translated to "mask of labia"
jamesl: oh, it's interpreting Majora as "labia majora"?
CO2: Bananas!
JoeyLemur: Bananas!
CO2: lol
CO2: Bananas!
Bucket: Bananas!

#10635 (+5/-0)
<multiplexd> is there a way i can make my friends start caring about IPv6?
<Lisimba> multiplexd: host porn and warez on a box that's only accessible via IPv6.
<jamesl> multiplexd: tell them that Internet Cat wants you to free up the ipv4
<jamesl> multiplexd: also tell them that each device can get its own externally-routable ipv6 address
<Xenos> multiplexd: Tell them you're a giant geek and the only way you can ever become fulfilled is if they pretend to care for ipv6 for you, just for a little while

#10634 (+3/-2)
< Xenos> Bananas!
< Bucket> "Good Afternoon Gentlefolk" would be a good name for a band.
< Xenos> Certainly a weird one

< Xenos> Bananas!
< multiplexd> Xenos: hello
< Xenos> Bananas!
< Xenos> What's up?
< Bucket> Everybody's dead, Xenos.
< Xenos> Bananas!
< Bucket> Can't talk, zombies!

#10633 (+4/-1)
<Soni> Bananas!
<Soni> Bananas!
<Soni> I forgot what it's called
<multiplexd> Bananas!
<Soni> cool
<multiplexd> Bananas!
<Soni> Bananas!
<Kalium> "FIFO and filesystem based IRC client"
<multiplexd> Soni: ii is a little cumbersome to set up though, so i keep sirc around
<Kalium> you really are living up to your "Techno Hipster" title
<multiplexd> Kalium: i'm a techno hipster?
<Kalium> Bananas!
<multiplexd> Bananas!
<jamesl> Kalium: if you use an operating system that other people use, what's the point?
<Kalium> See iirc multiplexd uses BSD so yes, four other people use that
<Kalium> Bananas!

#10632 (+4/-1)
* Kalium puts a condom over an RJ45 connector
<Kalium> firewall

#10631 (+9/-0)
< jamesl> Bananas!
< Bucket> Okay, jamesl
< jamesl> she/her didn't work out for me
< CO2> if you could only switch physical sex as easily as bucket gender
< taixzo> Bananas!
< Kalium> Hot swappable USB-C junk
< CO2> Bananas!
< CO2> Bananas!
< Kalium> CO2: would that be like, reversible
< Kalium> so you always have both but you just flip it around, like those screwdriver bits
< jamesl> Kalium: "for 20 years, AMD have been connecting people together digitally. Now, we aim to do so physically."
< jamesl> that sounds more like the Human Centipede though
< taixzo> Kalium: the male end of a reversible thing would have to be larger than the female end for compactness, but obviously that doesn't interlock correctly with a second unit
< Kalium> taixzo: inflatables?
< taixzo> Bananas!
< Kalium> Bananas!
< Kalium> oh god is the michelin man just full of blood

#10630 (+6/-1)
* taixzo gives Bucket a bribe
< Bucket> Bananas!
* tonyb486 gives Bucket a bigger bribe
* Bucket now contains a bigger bribe.
* Xenos gives Bucket the biggest bribe
* Bucket drops jamesl's and takes the biggest bribe.
* tonyb486 gives Bucket a huge bribe
* Bucket hands tonyb486 sympathy in exchange for a huge bribe
* tonyb486 cries on Bucket's shoulder
* Bucket hugs and comforts tonyb486.
< jamesl> Bananas!
* Bucket gives a bigger bribe to taixzo. Enjoy!
< jamesl> no not that gift
< taixzo> Bananas!
< Xenos> Bucket is a ponzi scheme!
< taixzo> Bananas!

#10628 (+9/-3)
<barometz> "scientifically observe" is what, again
<Vulpes> barometz, wearing a lab coat and looking at a thing

#10626 (+8/-0)
<CO2> Bananas!
<CO2> it doesn't need a driver

#10625 (+7/-0)
<multiplexd> oh, also: https://irssi.org/security/irssi_sa_2018_01.txt
<taixzo> multiplexd: hmm. I clicked on that link and Firefox crashed.
<multiplexd> taixzo: ...
<Bucket> Bananas!
<multiplexd> Bananas!
<taixzo> multiplexd: no idea why. That said, Firefox has been crashing for me every couple days ever since the Quantum update, on both Linux and OSX.
<jamesl> Bananas!
<jamesl> Bananas!

#10623 (+11/-1)
<CO2> Bananas!
<BytesAndCoffee> CO2: if you had to choose between one carbon and two oxygens, which would YOU choose?

#10622 (+11/-2)
<XanT> Bananas!
<Lisimba> Bananas!

#10620 (+8/-1)
<Oracle989> Rather, mocking the pie is okay if it's a value judgement on the pie
<Oracle989> But if you mock /me/ for /making you a pie/
<Oracle989> You do not get pie
<Oracle989> I'm a kitchen autocrat and will defend my reputation for exceptional competence in the field through superior firepower.

#10619 (+7/-0)
<kazitor> speaking of planes, I was wondering last night whether I could save weight in KSP by using jet engines? Do they have enough thrust to make it worthwhile?
<mewyn> kazitor: Well, that's kind of how you make a plane?
<kazitor> Bananas!

* Wings makes a face at kazitor
<kazitor> Bananas!
<kazitor> I find Wings absolutely useless
<Wings> Bananas!
<kazitor> Bananas!
* Wings runs off crying

#10618 (+15/-0)
<jamesl> Bananas!
<jamesl> Bananas!
<loudaslife> it still gets more than you'd think. Especially Windows Update files
<jamesl> Bananas!
<loudaslife> see

#10617 (+3/-3)
<Xenos> Meow
<multiplexd> Xenos: meow
* Xenos purrs randomly
<multiplexd> Bananas!
*>* arc4random (...) has joined channel #xkcd
<arc4random> Bananas!
*<* arc4random has left channel #xkcd ()
<Xenos> Bananas!

#10616 (+3/-0)
<woddf2> jamesl: I detach tmux sometimes.
<multiplexd> i do that as well
<woddf2> Bananas!

#10615 (+4/-0)
<bubo> Bananas!
<bubo> Bananas!
<IronAngel> a lot of "natural" stuff is really friggin toxic
<bubo> Bananas!
<browncoat> Bananas!
<kazitor> browncoat: I mean, I expect most toxins to be organic
<kazitor> apart from, like, arsenic
<browncoat> Yeah
<kazitor> Bananas!
<BytesAndCoffee> "its organic! it must be good for you!"
<kazitor> All organic stuff is healthy, that's why I drink a litre of crude oil every day
<browncoat> Haha, yeah, most food is actually organic :P
<browncoat> Bananas!
<browncoat> Bananas!
<BytesAndCoffee> Bananas!
<BytesAndCoffee> so much salt

#10613 (+6/-0)
<Oracle989> I think it's something to do with keeping you at your station firmly if a bomb hits you
09:52⎜<bhuddah> Rob1992: i was not talking about france ^^
<jamesl> Bananas!
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<jamesl> oh, I Didn't know that
<jamesl> Bananas!
<Oracle989> I think they strap in when there's an alert
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<rcombs> Bananas!
<Oracle989> Incidentally, they're sitting in a bunker 150 feet underground fully aware that there is a missile aimed at them designed to dig a 250 foot deep crater
<jamesl> Oracle989, but nukes are aimed at cities, and missile bunkers are usually in the countryside
<Oracle989> It's interesting that the US never fielded mobile ICBM launchers
<Oracle989> jamesl, Most nukes are aimed at cities
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<jamesl> Bananas!
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<Oracle989> Same as other operators of critical equipment
<Oracle989> Like powerplant engineers
<Oracle989> s/state/stay/
<jamesl> or production line workers
<Oracle989> Production line workers remain at their station until dead
<jamesl> I meant the human ones
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<jamesl> Bananas!

#10611 (+18/-0)
<Xenos> Bananas!
<Stereo> Bananas!

#10610 (+10/-1)
<jamesl> Bananas!
<jamesl> caught in a netsplit, no escape from reality
<multiplexd> connect your clients, look up to the sky and see?
<djh> I'm just a Perl boy, I need no sympathy
<multiplexd> 'cause i'm easy come, easy go
<multiplexd> Bananas!
<Epi> Bananas!
<multiplexd> dum dum dum duuum duuuuum
<multiplexd> Bananas!
<djh> mama just kickbanned a man
<multiplexd> Bananas!
<multiplexd> pulled the trigger, now he's dead
<djh> goodbye everybody, I've got to go. Got to leave you all behind & poke the goat
*+* Mode change "+b *!~djh@*.default.djh.uk0.bigv.io" on channel #xkcd by billygoat
*<* djh has been kicked off channel #xkcd by billygoat (Goat-ed)
<Bucket> Bananas!

#10609 (+3/-5)
* Xenos is now known as Sandwich
* kazitor eats Sandwich
* Sandwich is now known as StomachContents
* kazitor "ejects" StomachContents
* StomachContents is now known as Shit
* kazitor flushes

#10608 (+6/-3)
<CO2> Bananas!
<jamesl> Martin: windows has existed since 1995
<jamesl> Bananas!

#10607 (+12/-0)
<@ephphatha> Bananas!
* you flips a coin
< flyingferret> Bananas!
* Bucket steals the coin
< jamesl> ferret can also be PMed. As can jamesl.

< StarfishPrime> *everybody takes a short break to pm jamesl*
< jamesl> yeah I regret this

#10606 (+18/-0)
< jamesl> what did seven say?
< cnf> jamesl: why, do you have them on ignore?
< jamesl> Bananas!
< taixzo> did you?
< Bucket> yes, they did
< jamesl> I don't generally /ignore people
< taixzo> Bananas!
< jamesl> Bananas!
< taixzo> oh
< jamesl> Bananas!
< taixzo> Bananas!
< taixzo> man, some sysadmins
< jamesl> taixzo: you don't?
< jamesl> Bananas!
< taixzo> Bananas!
< taixzo> which they usually take unexpectedly while I'm trying to do something important.

#10605 (+11/-1)
< taixzo> Bananas!
< taixzo> Bananas!

<@barometz> Bananas!
< StarfishPrime> Bananas!
<@barometz> somehow, accidentally, you log in that way
< jamesl> Bananas!
<@barometz> and no, that can't be right, can it?
<@barometz> you try again, and yup, it works
< StarfishPrime> Bananas!
<@barometz> did I break something? do I already have a virus?
<@barometz> Bananas!
<@barometz> Bananas!

#10604 (+9/-0)
<Telo> Bananas!
<Telo> I really don't need eighteen emails a day saying I can get your shitty pasta for 1/3 off if I bring a group of 75 people
<Telo> Bananas!
<Telo> Bananas!
<Telo> Like, that's where I'd take somebody I hate to break up with them
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Agafnd> Telo: it's cheaper!
<Telo> Agafnd: Perfect, I'll just save up all my breakup dinners for the rest of my life and have them all at once when I'm on my deathbed. Lifehack!
<Agafnd> Bananas!

#10601 (+8/-0)
<Xenos> Bananas!
* Xenos has quit (Quit: Later everyone...?)
<Branes> Bananas!
<Agafnd> Bananas!

[ 2017-11-26 11:16:45 UTC if you want to go for it. --Ed. ]

#10600 (+5/-0)
<Agafnd> idea! go into software engineering, but learn how to do some other thing, like, i don't know
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Agafnd> then if you hate your job you can take your anger out on trees
<ClintThe2nd> Bananas!
<Agafnd> or take out your anger on some bosons, doesn't matter
<Agafnd> Bananas!

#10599 (+5/-0)
<space-marmot2> sigh cats are really curious whenever we do baking
<Agafnd> what's a sigh cat
<sheepbat> it's like a space cat
<sheepbat> but more melancholy
<Agafnd> oh
<Agafnd> Bananas!

#10598 (+7/-0)
<woddf2> Overheard: "Don’t tell me how to live my life, bucket"
<Bucket> Bananas!
<woddf2> Wait...
<woddf2> wwt
<woddf2> Bananas!
<Bucket> woddf2: That was 'cfood' (#165298): is cookie
<Kizul> XD
<Xenos> Spoocket
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<you> ferret, is bucket sentient?
<flyingferret> Bananas!
<you> wow
<Xenos> Bucket: Are you sentient?
* Bucket quietly disposes of Xenos.

#10597 (+10/-0)
<multiplexd> jamesl: hint: i'm terrible at reading people
* Xenos writes on people more bigly so multiplexd can see the letters

#10596 (+9/-0)
<XanT> Gonna have to start spray painting the grey squirrels.
<XanT> Until they work out to be red coloured to avoid being spray painted. I think thats how evolution works.

#10593 (+18/-1)
< CO2> if I make nut-shaped pieces of dough, can I sell them as doughnuts?
<@barometz> Bananas!
< Telo> CO2: No, the pun police will come and put you in word jail.
< CO2> Telo: that might be true
< taixzo> barometz: I challenge you to name a toroidal nut
<@barometz> Bananas!
< taixzo> Bananas!

#10591 (+7/-0)
<Bucket> tuesday is for kernel compilin'
<StarfishPrime> >tfw you meet someone who does not compile at boot time
<BytesAndCoffee> #PatchTuesday
<BytesAndCoffee> >TFW you meet someone who doesn't recompile each program before running it
<StarfishPrime> Bananas!
<Palomides> Bananas!
<Kas> >Recompiling instead of sending to Oracle for a new static binary
<BytesAndCoffee> >not using a butterfly and bare platters to run each program
<StarfishPrime> Bananas!
<StarfishPrime> I have a warehouse filled with 480 TB of core memory, so I can use butterflies to patch in RAM

#10590 (+17/-0)
<gtrmtx> .
<gtrmtx> Bananas!
<gtrmtx> Bananas!
<jamesl> Bananas!
<gtrmtx> .
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<jamesl> .
<Oracle989> .
<gtrmtx> .
<loudaslife> ,
<King_Hual> what the fuck is wrong with you
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<jamesl> what the hell dude
<jamesl> you can't just say that
<Oracle989> Bananas!

#10589 (+3/-0)
* Xenomorph gives SpicyDemon candy corn
<SpicyDemon> Wow... you ARE evil!

#10588 (+2/-0)
<COBoo> please dont fontshame computermachines
<COBoo> they cant help having papyrus

#10587 (+4/-1)
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Boom_Farmer> whois points to yes
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Agafnd> >NickServ< identify hunter2
<Agafnd> * You are now eaten alive.

#10586 (+7/-1)
* multiplexd gives Bucket lots and lots of boredom
* Bucket hands multiplexd toxins in exchange for lots and lots of boredom
* multiplexd yelps
* multiplexd gives Bucket toxins
* Bucket hands multiplexd a gay spider in exchange for toxins
<multiplexd> Bananas!
<Bucket> Bananas!
<multiplexd> how big is the spider
<multiplexd> Bananas!
<Lisimba> multiplexd: australia size
<multiplexd> Bananas!
<Bucket> i forgot to install the control rods in the nuclear reactor again
* multiplexd gently puts the gay spider down and backs away slowly

#10585 (+5/-0)
* CO2_work pushes jamesl to github
<jamesl> pls CO2_werk
* Xenos pulls jamesl from github
* CO2_work makes a pull request for jamesl
<jamesl> merge changes?
<CO2_work> Bananas!
* jamesl mergs
<Xenos> zergs
* Xenos makes some minor modifications to jamesl for the betterment of jameslkind
<jamesl> Bananas!
* Xenos pushes jamesl to git again
<jamesl> Xenos, why do I now have a tail?
<Xenos> Bananas!
* CO2_work forks jamesl
<jamesl> why do I no longer love the early 2000s
<Xenos> jamesl: Taste
<jamesl> Bananas!
<Xenos> jamesl: Bug
<jamesl> Bananas!
<jamesl> I am CO2
<Bucket> Bananas!
<jamesl> CO2 is jamesl
* Xenos gives CO2 a bigger fork
* Xenos also sharpened it first
<jamesl> Bananas!
<jamesl> help
<jamesl> Bananas!
<Bucket> When you can't do "provably correct", settle for "probably correct"

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