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#10474 (+2/-0)
<@relsqui> Bananas!
<+Bucket> Bananas!
<@Shrdlu> 92 is less than I expected
<@Shrdlu> did we clean it out?
<@relsqui> Bananas!
<@relsqui> Bananas!
<@relsqui> Bananas!
<@aliaras> also, it's protected, innit?
<@aliaras> so it doesn't get filled with too much garbage
<@Shrdlu> yeah, I just would have guessed that *we'd* added more
<@Shrdlu> most of it not garbage, but, well <_<
* Shrdlu gently shitposts
<@relsqui> Bucket: don't know <action> gently shitposts.

#10473 (+19/-0)
< Shona> I'm so confused as to what is happening rn
<@relsqui> Shona: frog/chicken interbreeding
<@relsqui> it's highly unethical really
<@Shrdlu> it's fricken unethical

#10472 (+17/-0)
<BytesAndCoffee> http://i.imgur.com/SoEIt7S.gif help, Android crashes on boot when running from an SD card

#10470 (+13/-0)
< betawaffle> that gives me an idea... i want some augmented reality glasses that solve every sudoku puzzle they see
< Kalium> Bananas!
< betawaffle> Bananas!
< betawaffle> but i like to ruin them for other people

#10469 (+8/-0)
<ftr> Bananas!
<ftr> erm
<ftr> Bananas!
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<ftr> I noticed mid sentence that I had a piece of foil stuck to one of my keys
<ftr> Bananas!
<ftr> and accidentally flicked return
<alphamul2> Foiled again

#10468 (+8/-0)
<alexxerth> amazon is now taunting me
<alexxerth> it shows the switch as available for purchase, but won't let me add it to the cart
<Lisimba> alexxerth: so it's a bait and no switch?

#10467 (+4/-0)
<CO2> I'm getting something from above...
<CO2> It starts with an m... or possibly a k...
<CO2> Bananas!
<relsqui> CO2: ooh me I do
<relsqui> wait like
<relsqui> Bananas!
<CO2> Bananas!
<CO2> relsqui: the spirits tell me they're doing fine!
<relsqui> wait
<relsqui> CO2: my dead friend whose birthday is today had a name starting with m
<relsqui> you coldreading fucker
<CO2> Bananas!
<CO2> I don't even need visual clues :P

#10466 (+9/-0)
* Oracle989 stares dead-eyed at his monitor
< Oracle989> Bananas!
< Oracle989> Bananas!
< Oracle989> He may be off snowboarding
< Xenos> Bananas!
< taixzo> "Hey, Mr. Johnson, glad I tracked you down, how's the sex, listen, I really need this component to finish this project, could you leave that on my desk please?"
< Xenos> "Oh. Mrs. Johnson says hello, she didn't know where you were either when I asked her after I didn't find you at the snowboard place. So we called your old secretary and she suggested here."

#10465 (+5/-0)
<siorai> How's everyone dong this morning ?
<Kalium> Bananas!
<terran> Bananas!

#10463 (+3/-0)
<siorai> Yeah that makes sense, because I remember just copying down CD keys from the cases back in EB days.
<siorai> Bananas!
<terran> Bananas!
<Bucket> Bananas!
<terran> BUTCHERED
<rcombs> Bananas!
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<rcombs> Bananas!
<siorai> .... you know. I serious sat here, staring at the screen, hands on the keyboard... and couldn't think of a single follow to any of those.
<siorai> Bananas!
<Oracle989> Bananas!

#10461 (+23/-0)
<CO2> The 's' in 'IoT' stands for security

#10460 (+4/-3)
<Bucket> Bananas!
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<permagreen> Bananas!
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<permagreen> Okay, now imagine a giant carrot wearing a mustache and a bowler hat
<Agafnd> is the carrot in the holodeck
<permagreen> Forget the holodeck. That's in the past.
<permagreen> Bananas!
<Agafnd> oh, I assume that 'wearing a mustache' means it's fake?
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<permagreen> It might and it could be
<Agafnd> it has a monocle
<permagreen> That's fine
<Bucket> Bananas!
<Agafnd> it looks like the planters guy but a carrot
<permagreen> Or not
<Bucket> OR IS IT?!
<permagreen> Bananas!
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Agafnd> this is getting violent
<Agafnd> planters guy is going down
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Agafnd> eurgh
<permagreen> Bananas!
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<permagreen> Bananas!
<permagreen> There's a serial chef on the loose
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Agafnd> but seriously
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Agafnd> like, planters guy had a second ready 'cause he knew this was gonna happen
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Agafnd> I think they're fighting over which is the tastier raw underground plant
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Agafnd> (vegetable swears: louder and less pronounceable than regular swears)
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<permagreen> Bananas!
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Bucket> Of course I was!
<Agafnd> Bananas!

#10457 (+3/-1)
* Hg puts strange combo-fetishes in bucket
* Bucket drops a space-penis and takes strange combo-fetishes.
< Hg> Bananas!

#10454 (+5/-0)
<Raptors> Bananas!
<Raptors> wrong channel
<Bucket> There is no such thing as the right channel for *that*

#10452 (+8/-1)
<hppavilion1> I am of the firm opinion that s/// notation (a) only applies to the previous message- ^s must be used to remedy earlier messages (b) must be well-formed; if you make an error, it won't parse (c) must be applied literally- if they don't use /i, for example, it won't apply to mismatched case (d) will carry any errors they make- if it matches two parts of the message, it'll only fix the first, even if the second is clearly the goal (and finally, e) literally fixes the error- ignore any content of an s'd-away message
<barometz> s/all of that//

#10451 (+9/-0)
<jamesl> if you want to get a question answered online, state the incorrect answer
<Kalium> Bananas!
<jamesl> nah, that's Hitler
<Kalium> Bananas!

#10447 (+20/-0)
<rival> Bananas!
<rival> Bananas!
<rival> Bananas!
<nobody> Bananas!
<rival> Bananas!
<rival> I mean, I knew it came out of the trash. My plan was to break it enough that it would *stay* in the trash. Instead, I fixed it.

#10446 (+2/-0)
<bearachute> Bananas!
<bearachute> holy crap man
<seven> Who's he? I can't REMember

#10445 (+13/-0)
<Bucket> 16 is the legal age here
<cnf> legal age for what, Bucket ? :P
<mie> it's the legal age. all other ages are illegal
<barometz> Bananas!
<barometz> Bananas!

#10444 (+7/-1)
<CO2> There are two young pastors, fresh out of seminary, stationed at churches in towns 30 miles apart in South Dakota. Every Wednesday, they both bicycle to a town midway between their towns, stop at the cafe and have a coffee and some pie and discuss how their new ministries are going. One week, one pastor arrives, but his friend is an hour late, and shows up riding in the back of a farmer's pickup
<CO2> truck. He walks into the cafe and says "brother, it pains me to say this, but somebody has stolen my bicycle! And since my town is so small, surely it must be one of my parishioners who stole it."
<CO2> Bananas!
<CO2> Bananas!

#10439 (+7/-5)
* taixzo gives Bucket an ex-Martin
* Bucket drops Martin and takes an ex-Martin.

#10437 (+10/-0)
<@Stereo> in the fine tradition of prisoners carving toothbrushes into knives, i kinda want to turn a switchblade into a folding toothbrush
< Shona> Bananas!
< Shona> where would you put the bristles?
<@Shrdlu> Bananas!
<@Shrdlu> Bananas!

#10436 (+4/-1)
<couch> Bananas!
<couch> ... nvm, forgot I'm on the internet for a moment there
<couch> at least 1971
<barometz> Bananas!
<couch> barometz, there's only porn when she's away
<couch> I'm not online when she's gone! / web is off too long, everytime she goes away
<couch> Bananas!
<couch> (man and his server)
<couch> Bananas!
<couch> anyhow, gotta find some sheet music for the song, gotta figure out how to play it for piano
<barometz> Bananas!
<couch> Bananas!

#10435 (+12/-0)
< seven> With my ISP's current behaviour, I wish for an uptim of 12 hours.
< taixzo> Bananas!
< seven> Not much, what's up with you!

#10434 (+4/-1)
<Froward> who wants a joke
<Froward> are you ready for my jokes
<Vulpes> Bananas!
<Froward> Bananas!
<Vulpes> Froward, to run away from the factory farm?
<Vulpes> to end its miserable existence?
<Froward> Vulpes: close! to get to the idiot's house!!!
<Froward> Bananas!
<Vulpes> Froward, is that the end or the middle of your joke?
<Froward> Bananas!
<Vulpes> Bananas!
<Vulpes> Bananas!
<Froward> ahahahaha
<Froward> Bananas!
<Froward> Bananas!
<Froward> Bananas!
<Froward> Vulpes: and he says in a very deep voice G O O D N I G H T
<CO2> Bananas!
<Froward> Bananas!
<CO2> IRC is real life?
<Vulpes> Bananas!
<Froward> Vulpes: how do you fit an elephant in a freezer?
<Vulpes> Bananas!
<Froward> Bananas!
<Vulpes> but I don't remember it
* Kalium sight
<Vulpes> I did already think of "in small pieces"
* Kalium sighs*
<Vulpes> and "compressed"
<Kalium> Bananas!
<alexxerth> Bananas!
<alexxerth> That way it can take up the maximum amount of available volume
<Froward> Bananas!
<alexxerth> Probably still blending it into a liquid
<Vulpes> Bananas!
<Kalium> you put it in, because your fridge seems to be big as heck
<Froward> Bananas!
<Kalium> Bananas!
<Kalium> Bananas!
<Froward> Bananas!
<Froward> Bananas!
<Kalium> just walk across, the crocodiles are at the party
<Froward> Bananas!
<Froward> Bananas!
<Rena> well then the river's not full of crocodiles is it
<CO2> the dutch word for elephant is olifant which sounds like oil-phant in Dutch. There's a joke that goes "how do you fit an elephant into a mailbox?" answer: "drain the oil, fold up the little phant"
<Vulpes> that is a slight problem
<Vulpes> perhaps crocodile-infested river would work better
<Kalium> No-one said it was a well thought out river
* CO2 hands Vulpes the little phant
<Vulpes> because it implies crocodiles live in the river, but they don't quite have to be there at the time
<Rena> Bananas!
<alexxerth> Maybe the river is really long
<alexxerth> Bananas!
<alexxerth> so the crocodiles are in the river, just not where the elephant is
<CO2> Rena: it's the part of an elephant after you remove the ele
<Rena> Bananas!

#10433 (+13/-4)
<Xenos> I've been told I can come across as condescending. That's when you explain obvious things in very simple words.

#10432 (+4/-0)
<seven> Seattle is such a pretty and interesting city.
<seven> Bananas!
<Oracle989> Eh, it's overpriced and getting blander by the minute
<seven> insanely overpriced
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<seven> Bananas!
<alexxerthmobile> Oracle989: many cities are
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<Oracle989> Or early-stage collapse cities, like Portland
<seven> what I didn't realise was like, the inlets, the lakes, and ocean around the city, a lot of it sits on super fucking deep geological landscape
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<Oracle989> But modern Seattle feels kind of like a "trendy" chain restaurant
<seven> Bananas!
<Oracle989> Bananas!
<seven> they can't be, rather. So, there's major parts of urban infrastructure, roads, and bridges, that are arterial, which are free floating over super deep bodies of water. That, are designed to withstand super storms and not break away
<seven> Bananas!
<seven> Bananas!

#10431 (+5/-1)
<jamesl> Bananas!

#10430 (+7/-0)
<Oracle989> The Harios get better grinds though, and I can change the beans easier
<BytesAndCoffee> well fuck, the blockchain is over 100GB now?
<Oracle989> So I use them to try new beans, or when I want a nice single cup
<BytesAndCoffee> Bananas!
<loudaslife> Bananas!
<BytesAndCoffee> Bananas!

#10429 (+6/-3)
<hppavilion1> I can't find Bucket D:
<loudaslife> He's dead, Packard.
<barometz> Bananas!
<billygoat> Bananas!

*** hppavilion2 joined #xkcd dosgmowdow@hide-BF57BA30.dynamic.asdk12.org
<hppavilion2> Wtf
<hppavilion2> Bananas!
*** hppavilion2 quit (Quit: Leaving) dosgmowdow@hide-
<barometz> Bananas!
<hppavilion1> barometz: What?
<barometz> Bananas!
--- billygoat has banned *!dominic@*.2D33A2B7.8158405A.IP
*** barometz was kicked by billygoat (Jackpot!!!)

#10427 (+9/-1)
<hppavilion1> Bananas!
<Kalium> hppavilion1, Mmm, lovely
<hppavilion1> Kalium: I think customary time will be seconds and I'll make a foot EXACTLY one light-nanosecond.
<Kalium> Bananas!
<hppavilion1> Kalium: It's brilliant
<hppavilion1> Bananas!
<Kalium> Bananas!
<Bucket> Okay, Kalium, remembering "I think customary time will be seconds and I'll make a foot EXACTLY one light-nanosecond.".
<Kalium> Bucket, undo last
<Bucket> Bananas!
<hppavilion1> Kenobi
<hppavilion1> pound-foot
<hppavilion1> one
<Kalium> Bucket, remember hppavilion1 pound-foot
<hppavilion1> per
<hppavilion1> square
<Bucket> Bananas!
<Kalium> Bucket, undo last
<Bucket> Okay, Kalium, deleted that 'hppavilion1 quotes' is '<hppavilion1> pound-foot'.
<hppavilion1> Kalium: :P
<Kalium> Bananas!
<Bucket> Okay, Kalium, remembering "One pound-foot per square [whatever Customary time is] is known as the "Kenobi"".
<Kalium> hppavilion1, you are the worst

#10425 (+9/-0)
<browncoat> Bananas!
<browncoat> And salty denizens.
<browncoat> And... uh... other flavors of denizens.
<Kalium> Bananas!
<browncoat> Yes, right, those!
<Kalium> Bananas!
* browncoat licks snark
<taixzo> Bananas!

#10424 (+4/-0)
<GreenWolf> I would, but I'm about to see a Supreme Court justice speak
<GreenWolf> Bananas!
<Oracle989> Bananas!
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<GreenWolf> ...

#10422 (+3/-0)
* Kalium calls a recursive jamesl()
<cnf> i'll call your recursive jamesl!
* jamesl1 (5c198fef@Clk-EA88667A.org) has joined
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* jamesl3 (5c198fef@Clk-EA88667A.org) has joined
* jamesl4 (5c198fef@Clk-EA88667A.org) has joined
<jamesl1> who called a recursive jamesl?
<jamesl4> Bananas!
<Kalium> I... may have forgotten the end condition
<Kalium> Bananas!

#10413 (+8/-0)
<alexxerth> "Signed binary numbers and binary codes." sounds....fascinating...
<kazitor> alexxerth: it's when you go to Donald Knuth and ask him to leave his signature on your hard drive
<Xenos> Bananas!

#10412 (+3/-0)
<Curious> Bananas!
<seven> Bananas!
<kazitor> Randall is always here
<kazitor> everywhere
<kazitor> Bananas!
<Kalium> kazitor, the trick is to look at him around a pencil
<Kalium> that way he doesn't know which way to run
<kazitor> Kalium: hmm, that might work
* kazitor puts a pencil beside the bed
<kazitor> Bananas!

#10410 (+10/-0)
<browncoat> Bananas!
* seven drops a wharf on browncoat's foot
<seven> Bananas!
<browncoat> Bananas!

#10408 (+9/-0)
<hppavilion1> Bananas!
<hppavilion1> WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ENGLAND
<hppavilion1> YOUR SPELLING PRIVLEDGES ARE REVOKED

<hppavilion1> Bananas!
<hppavilion1> WHAT THE FUCK AMERICA
<hppavilion1> YOU TOO

#10407 (+9/-1)
<hppavilion1> Bananas!
<Xenos> Bananas!
<hppavilion1> Xenos: EPA was at $9.1 in 12011
<hppavilion1> Not $9 100 000
<hppavilion1> Bananas!
<hppavilion1> :P
<hppavilion1> Bananas!
<Bucket> Bananas!
<Xenos> Bananas!
<hppavilion1> Bananas!

#10406 (+4/-0)
<SpicyLemon> I have a BA in Physics.... I'm not really sure how that happened.
<shambrarian> SpicyLemon: math and pain?
<SpicyLemon> Bananas!

#10403 (+9/-0)
<Nikc> My cousin has a Batman mask
<Nikc> He once put it on during sex while his wife was bent over and couldn't see him
<kitten> Bananas!
<kitten> Bananas!
<kitten> .
<ThatBum> Bananas!
<ThatBum> Bananas!
<Nikc> Bananas!
<kitten> Bananas!
<Nikc> Bananas!
<kitten> i put the strange in strangely cute

#10402 (+11/-0)
* Rena clicks, pops, sizzles, emits black smoke
<browncoat> Bananas!
<browncoat> ("Things even more terrifying than: 'Is there a pilot on the plane?'")
<Rena> "is there a bomb technician on the plane?"
<@snark> Bananas!

#10401 (+11/-0)
< XMPPwocky> now i remember the greatest thing ever written, the story of the guy who threw a coming out party.... to tell his family he was into anal vore
< BytesAndCoffee> Bananas!
< Bucket> BECKY, LOOK AT HER BUTT

#10400 (+12/-0)
<Agafnd> Bananas!
<Agafnd> I have no idea what to do with it
* Xenos steals all Agafnd's candy
<Xenos> Bananas!
<Bucket> Scanning... New problem found.
<Agafnd> Bananas!

#10397 (+4/-0)
<hppavilion1> Bananas!
<hppavilion1> Really godspeed is half the mean of godintelligence and goddexterity
<hppavilion1> Other godtributes include godconstitution, godwisdom, and godcharisma. They once tried to add godcomeliness, but this was short-lived

#10395 (+9/-0)
<eezo> Palomides: nurses always have a field day with me when they draw my blood.
<eezo> Bananas!
<eezo> And one time, I took the needle from one clumsy nurse's hand and stuck it in my vein myself. Because she missed seven times in a row.
<Palomides> haha
<Palomides> that's horrible
<eezo> Bananas!

#10394 (+2/-3)
<you> Bananas!
<rival> you: What's the command to show the chat log?
<you> Bananas!
<rival> you: There's your answer. :)
<you> Bananas!

#10393 (+8/-0)
<loudaslife> I think news coverage would be a terrible way to measure the notability of a death, because the increase of internet news coverage and the decrease in traditional media news coverage have probably thrown numbers of completely
<loudaslife> Bananas!
<loudaslife> Bananas!
<SalaHyena> Bananas!
<Agafnd> Bananas!

#10392 (+7/-0)
<Cheez> Bananas!
<apo> oops
<Cheez> Bananas!
<barometz> traditional holiday entertainment
<asarkar> My friends and I did that twice in a row, then we decided to give up impulse watching Netflix
<apo> and just get straight to the chilling part
<Cheez> Bananas!
<barometz> apo: bone-chilling
<asarkar> ...
<IceKarma> Bananas!
<apo> Necrophiliac
<barometz> ... half of pun unintended
<mike> Bananas!

#10390 (+4/-1)
<AnnApolis> Bananas!
<rainy> Bananas!

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