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#10473 (+19/-0)
< Shona> I'm so confused as to what is happening rn
<@relsqui> Shona: frog/chicken interbreeding
<@relsqui> it's highly unethical really
<@Shrdlu> it's fricken unethical

#10472 (+17/-0)
<BytesAndCoffee> http://i.imgur.com/SoEIt7S.gif help, Android crashes on boot when running from an SD card

#10470 (+13/-0)
< betawaffle> that gives me an idea... i want some augmented reality glasses that solve every sudoku puzzle they see
< Kalium> betawaffle: how many sudokus do you look at per day
< betawaffle> none
< betawaffle> but i like to ruin them for other people

#10468 (+8/-0)
<alexxerth> amazon is now taunting me
<alexxerth> it shows the switch as available for purchase, but won't let me add it to the cart
<Lisimba> alexxerth: so it's a bait and no switch?

#10469 (+8/-0)
<ftr> XanT: yeah same deal here. It's not a great quality rink and it's rather small, but you can play hockey on it if you boojjiu jkuimkjim,ujiujjmkiu uuij8jjkiu8miuj8jmkiu8 uiuuuuuuiiiiiui
<ftr> erm
<ftr> book in advance*
-!- alphamul2 has joined #xkcd
<ftr> I noticed mid sentence that I had a piece of foil stuck to one of my keys
<ftr> and had to stop to try and get it out
<ftr> and accidentally flicked return
<alphamul2> Foiled again

#10467 (+4/-0)
<CO2> I'm getting something from above...
<CO2> It starts with an m... or possibly a k...
<CO2> does anyone know someone with an m or a k in their name here?
<relsqui> CO2: ooh me I do
<relsqui> wait like
<relsqui> dead people, or like alive people
<CO2> relsqui: cool
<CO2> relsqui: the spirits tell me they're doing fine!
<relsqui> wait
<relsqui> CO2: my dead friend whose birthday is today had a name starting with m
<relsqui> you coldreading fucker
<CO2> hahahaha
<CO2> I don't even need visual clues :P

#10474 (+2/-0)
<@relsqui> Bucket: literal[*] don't know
<+Bucket> relsqui: Here's the full list (92): http://carabiner.peeron.com/xkcd/bucket/literal_don%27t%20know.txt
<@Shrdlu> 92 is less than I expected
<@Shrdlu> did we clean it out?
<@relsqui> I don't think so, lots of old stuff in there
<@relsqui> and I had the same reaction
<@relsqui> I think we add to it frequently but usually only a couple at a time
<@aliaras> also, it's protected, innit?
<@aliaras> so it doesn't get filled with too much garbage
<@Shrdlu> yeah, I just would have guessed that *we'd* added more
<@Shrdlu> most of it not garbage, but, well <_<
* Shrdlu gently shitposts
<@relsqui> Bucket: don't know <action> gently shitposts.